Hey! Four Eyes…!

Are you wearing the right glasses, you old fart!?!? 

 A hundred years ago I spent - and probly wasted - a ton of money on glasses. I’d get the high end tungsten designer frames, trifocals with special anti-scratch coatings, warranties, the works.

Now I just go to Costco and get cheap garden variety frames, glass lenses…and to hell with bifocals and trifocals and coatings and tints! I do a lot a little finicky work with tiny screws and bolts and there’s no help for it… I gotta take the glasses off for fussy work. Tri, bi, or single focus be hanged.  

At least, according to the chart above… I am wearing the proper frames to keep the fashion police off my case. Considering my age, generous build other unsavoury physical attributes, that is something of an accomplishment indeed.

Retard Kareoke: Only Three Things Worth Dying For…

Chicks n’ cars n’ the third world war…

 

There’s a lot of folks worried about our arsehole rulers setting off WW3. I’m personally not worried about it. Sure, They’re just peachy with killing an entire generation of Uke kids for absolutely nothing… if there’s enough money in it, maybe your kids as well. But they will never, ever, will they never risk their own skins or that of their own kids. If the nukes fly…nobody gets a pass, and the flames would consume us all. 

If the missiles DID fly…and I somehow survived… I’d go to that fallout shelter and weld the friggin door shut right off the bat! Then I’d find the air intakes and either stop them up… or pour in a couple cans of Zyklon B…

I wonder sometimes, about these men and women at the top that will kill for money and power. What would happen if they finally DID get every last penny - and there was no more to take? What would they do then?