Let’s Meet N’ Greet Your New Trade Partner, Canada! 😊👍

 

Now that we’ve shit canned that rotten orange bastard and his capitalist pig dog Yankee capitalists… it’s time to get to know our new best friends and allies - in China!

Ya know….🤨….?

I can’t help it. I think I love this woman! 😂👍

Epstein Arrest Counter: 0001

Well well well. 

Ol’ “Randy Andy” finally got busted. He should have been busted 30 years ago, actually. I haven’t got my hopes up, to be honest. He’s been arrested, but he still has to go on trial. And all it takes is a corrupt liberal judge (who himself is either a grifter or sexual pervert), a pallet of jewish blood money… and the Kabuki theatre ends happily ever after. Andy gets a slap on the wrist at most, but goes scot free after a lifetime of abusing children. The cops and judiciary tell the normies that Justice has been served, and even though they don’t like it, the judges’ decisions are final and must be respected. The normies agree.

And the hell of it all is that Andy is a small fry… I want to see Bill Gates get rounded up. Bill Clinton too. But even THEY are small fry too. I want to see all the apex predators further up the food chain go down.

But that would be racist and antisemitic, I suppose.

The Wickedly Wonderful Women Of Subsnatch

 

Not all clowns are in the circus 🥴🤡

- Rich Liebman

Read on Substack

Yeah yeah yeah. Right up until she meets that handsome devil - Cederq! Then she’d be a moaning, groaning puddle of lust in his lecherous hands. He’d probly end up a rich trophy husband with a nice fishin boat and a 125 HP Merc outboard on it! 

😂👍

It has to be a gag. Why - I’m tempted to poost a selfie putting all white women on notice too, just for the rude jokes and yuks. 

But as this War Of The Genders enters its inevitable end where both sides lose… there IS a definite racial vector to all this. In all seriousness the vast majority of single white women are write-offs too. I give thanks that I am aged out of the dating and mating game. And as for black women…? GAH! 👎🏿

I think if I were 40 years younger and had it all to do over again in the current socio-sexual marketplace… I’d go find some place on the Pacific Rim, find some reasonably priced long term female house servants/prostitutes… and be a bigger pervert than Jeff Epstein! 

Slowing Down

 

Ughhh. I can read it, but

would rather not…

I’m told that I write like a woman. Or… I used to. The older I get the worse my handwriting becomes. But at its worst… mine is a damnsight better than that. To me that looks like a scrawl from a kid in elementary school but whadda I know? I write slowly and deliberately. In better times I might have flirted with fountain pens but my background and lifestyle forbids it. I can’t even abide ball points. Mechanical pencils don’t overheat and explode in your pocket in the summer. They don’t freeze in the winter. I’ve been chided for that too but make no apologies. If a document is so important to you that you need an ink signature - YOU can supply the pen. 

Problem is I read slowly too. It’s becoming a problem because I am now deaf. Too many years of guns, motorcycles, power tools, industrial environments have caught up with me. I need to use captions on the TV and on OyTube. When people talk fast the captions flash across the screen too fast for me to pick up.

I’m toying with the idea of speed reading. Apparently my road block is called subvocalization. My lips don’t move when I read (that got beaten out of me in grade two) - but I read at a conversational pace. 

I wonder if I am to old for it?

I’m going to try a few apps and see if I can’t clock a little faster. Problem is I’ve read this way all my life. I expect it to be challenging at the very least.

Filthie's Oshituaries

 I heard that term somewhere. "Oshituaries". I laughed when I heard it and appropriated the word. At my age those cold chit winds begin to blow. People that were eternal landmarks and fixtures in your life begin to drop like flies. It's mostly my parents' generation going right now but there's plenty of them that are my age passing on as well.

Hmpfffff! I absolutely hate Robert. And he would revel in my hatred too! I don't hate him for anything he did or said... I hate him because of all the rotters and stinkers he played during his career! HAR HAR HAR!!! I dunno if that is true about his flap with Spielburg - I do not follow Hollywood gossip very closely and generally tend to avoid it whenever possible.Sounds like he has a little more on the ball than your average hollywood turd brain.

I guess this cock eyed black baboon has decided to kick off too. I dunno what to think of him... I'm torn between a sigh of relief and going down to the bar and celebrating. That stupid sonofabitch did more to hurt black people than all my microaggressions, white privilege, and and systemic racism ever did!!! Hopefully those simian retards - Barkie Obutthole and Big Mike follow suit - and soon. I look at guys like this and - no kidding - I REALLY want to question my Maker and ask him why he puts turds like this on earth. The only thing I can think of is that he is some kind of IQ test for the rest of us and that we all failed miserably. How do you deal with men like these in a Godly way?

So for me, this one is a wash. We lost a good one - and an insufferable, irritating hemorrhoid. 

That reminds me - don't any of you retards say anything rotten about me when I die. And I am taking my guns with me when I go.

Stubfart Valentine’s Day Sales Scores

 

Hrrrmmm those goggles’ll sure come in handy… 

and…what is that other thing? 

Look at it - is it my imagination or is the top

different from the bottom one…?

Cabela is selling magnum shotgun toilet plungers…

Absolute necessities in Alberta and Texas.

Marines and ling haul truckers will find them

handy too…

I actually did pull the trigger on this one.

I actually tested one of these a week or two back during the warm chinook we had. I dragged out my 4 season tent, hooked one of these up… and let ‘er rip. It wasn’t cold at all - temps just a hair above freezing. But I was warm in my gonch and tee shirt. Inside the tent it was a comfortable +20C with the heater running on half output. I could run it right off my cell phone from inside the tent. Running all night, it used aboot 4 or 5 litres of diesel and burned up 50% of the power in my old Jackery 1000. 

The weasel words apply, though. This blog is not monetized by the manufacturer, and I am not an expert in diesel/electric heaters in any way… but based on my limited experience I can give this a preliminary thumbs up. We’ll see how it holds up over time.

Retard Ramble: Fambily Day In Alberta

 Today is a stat holiday here in Alberta. We had a glorious warm chinook that just ended. Winter returns. 

I’m struggling with little Fergus, the pup. He’s proving difficult to toilet train. He knows he has to go on the pad or outside… but he starts playing, gets spun up and then gets taken by surprise when he has to go… and then he chits or pees himself on the floor. It’s okay because I’m watching him like a hawk and I’m on him the second he goes and cleaning up the mess. I paddle his ass when he misses the paper and reward him lavishly when he succeeds… but  he needs some remedial work. I’m not worried… I had the same problem with old Mort when we first got him. He flat out insisted that the house was his toilet and he’d go wherever he wanted to. I put the big asshole in his crate for 30 days, only letting him out to play, poop or eat. Other than that - he was in that crate and no bones about it. A month or so of doing that cleaned his act right up. I’ll do the same to Fergie and if that doesn’t work I will take him down to the gun club and set him up at 25 yards, HAR HAR HAR!!! I’m not worried. I will figure out his malfunction and set him straight.

Fambily Day. It used to bother me, because my dysfunctional family fragmented and imploded long ago. It tore me up inside. But time heals. I look back now and I’m actually thankful that I managed to escape the drama and misery with my marriage intact. My daughter taunted me from the big homo circus tent years ago about leading a small, insignificant ho-hum life. At the time it pissed me off, but now? Boring and uneventful is fine, thank you very much! I cannot imagine or bear the thought of getting involved or caught up in the antics of a 40 year old homosexual kidult and her addled wife or love partner or whatever they call each other. I can just imagine what their glamorous, fulfilling lives are like and wish them well from a safe distance.

The elders are in the home stretch. My dad and father in law have passed. My mom has chosen the life of the sea hag for her final years. I stay out of her way and will help out if necessary but leave her otherwise to Big Bro. He’s perfect and Mom makes sure I know it. I agree and am happy to sit on the sidelines. As for my mother in law - that old bitch stays out of my way, and she’ll continue to do so if she knows what’s good for her. My fambily is my wife, my dawgs, and maybe a handful of friends and folks out at the li’l chapel out in the country. I love it, and I intend to live my best life in the years I have remaining. 

Enjoy your families while you can, I guess? Things and people change… you yourself will change… and in today’s messed up world, relationships, not even familial ones are permanent. And maybe that is a good thing. 

Have a great Monday you guys! Thanks for dropping in.

Filthie