Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Perhaps The ONLY Russian Gun Worthy Of Merit

 


I’ve said it before. If they legalized open carry in Canada - I’d only do it for fun and I’d regard the sidearm as a fashion accessory. I’d pack a modern BBQ gun, or a worthy antique like a rakish Luger, or swanky Mauser broom handle. Dunno about the Wobbley Webleys… maybe the oh-so-stylish WL Emery could rock that look… but I couldn’t.

Now I’m looking at this Russian and…by Godfrey, the more I look at it, the more smitten I get!   A hexagonal barrel? On a pistol? It doesn’t get any more classically Russian than that! There’s almost a “steam-punkish” look to it…

Christmas is coming up, and if anyone is feeling generous - pristine artifacts only, please! 😂👍

No Glocks! 😡

Apropos Of Nothing At All

 

писс он тхе украине

 


Tuesday, September 17, 2024

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Hmmmpppfffff. 🤨

I am watching the poor Catholics tearing themselves and each other apart over the ass-hattery coming out of the Vatican. Can’t pretend to understand much of it, and am happy to leave Piggot and Barnhardt to their feud. From out here in the outhouse it looks to me like the Vatican’s being run by either Satan or the jewish mob. Don’t care, not my monkeys, not my circus, as the cool kids say. But… This shit is everywhere now.

We had a couple horse faced lard arsed dykes show up at the church last Sunday. I think they were related to one of the old grannies visiting from other churches, and it turned me right off. They were both morbidly obese, had the gross tats, the piercings, the bad haircuts. One sat with granny, and the other one circulated around at coffee time trying to talk to people who were obviously uncomfortable with them and wanted nothing to do with them. But they were there, proud and doing the queer parody of virtue and courage.

When services resumed our Speecher diverged from the program a bit. He did a short bit on sinful behaviour, and how some stupid people justified it by saying “it’s perfectly natural because animals do it…”. He pointedly reminded everyone that we are not animals, and that animals aren’t allowed in the chapel, and that sin is sin. He didn’t name the sin, he didn’t identify the sinners, but everyone knew exactly who he was talking about. 

I dunno if the queers will be back. I doubt it. There’s nothing for them there. They will not be abused but they’ll be shunned and ignored with no real opportunity for confrontation and the attendant virtue signalling and drama that queers love. I suspect someone probably will speak to the old biddy and tell her to leave those two idiots behind if she wants to visit. The dykes probably thought they were being edgy and brave by showing up and flying their colours in our church? I dunno how brave it is. I can get a tee shirt that says Christ Is King and go for a stroll down the Whyte Ave Froot Loop too… the only reason I don’t is that like most normal folks, I got better things to do than go trying to pick fights with morons.

Unlike the Catholics I have no attachment to my church whatsoever. Sure I love the people, but if I see any faggotry, feminism, socialism or pedophilia going on there… I’ll just walk away and won’t look back. I’d tell them why I left too, I don’t give a hoot. If you let those poisoned minds through the doors you have the devil and stupid people in your church and no bones about it. God’ll have to sort that out.

So far our little church is weathering the stormy culture wars, and for that I am intensely grateful. But I am prepared if worst comes to worst.  

I Didn’t Know People Still Used Pagers…

 



I wonder how they implemented this, and how many innocents got their nads blown off? Not that the jews care; they’re ethnically cleansing the Palestinkians and collateral damage isn’t even a consideration at this point. 

If the time comes where my unacceptable fringe opinions place me in peril… I’ll just throw out my devices.

Evolution, In A Nutshell…


 

The Filthie Myth Buster

 


Hrrrrrrmmmm. 🤨

I see some rudimentary fact checking is required! Well I’ll be damned! It just HAS to be true!  The authoress of this scholarly article is one Rachael Wenitsky. Hrmmmmmm…physiology suggests membership in (((the tribe))) though. She certainly has the credentials of a professional investigate journalist…

There are no easy answers, men. We’re going to have to independently confirm or debunk this. Pete - we need a high priority nipple study! From some porn I’ve seen I’ve been told that nipple confirmation is all over the place. There’s puffy ones, perky and even pancake nipples. Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…

🤤

HARRRRRRUUMMMMPMPMPPFFFF! Excuse me!

Cederq - you’ll handle the bung study, you should be able to bum a vernier caliper from Phil. Get some rubber gloves too…

As for me…I’ll see if we can get a professional stripper to help us out! She’s going to have to be incredibly flexible. With something like this we’ll definitely qualify for govt funding… I’m sure we should be able to count on at least $40 mill from the Turdo liberals. Probly three times that if we extend the study to include lesbians!

If you have any scientific recommendations for us, feel free to leave them in the comments.