The Pain In The Kraine Falls Like Golden Rain

Hmpffff…

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The usual chirping fags are all a-twitter about how the Ukes can still beat the Russians and are pointing at some of their minor long range missile strikes and spinning them as major victories. And now the Russians are pounding Kiev into rubble again. 

Crapcopter warfare seems to be on the menu again too. And I dunno what the hell to make of this. The Russkies seem to have hammered the bugs out of coaxial rotorcraft. I dunno what frightens me more: the Moulinex on the tail boom, or the complexity of the coaxial rotor head. In an ultralight application, no less! They say it can replace the role of ATVs and motorcycles but… can it..? Any idiot can jump on a bike or a quad and master it in minutes. These things…? 40 hours? 100? Who knows?

The US had a hell of a time with their Osprey tilt rotors. I dunno how many times those flying abortions decided to tear themselves to shreds - and their crews and passengers as well. But they seem to have resolved those issues… so maybe the Russkies can turn this into a viable concept too? It would be a piece of cake to put a microprocessor flight computer on it and vastly lower the learning curve. I hope our team is on this. It might be worth taking seriously…

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Best responses:

“Watch out for the-“

“Ack ack ACK ack ack!”

“It’s the jews!”

“Elon is a cnut!”

Feel free to add yours…

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Hollywood has always had a problem with guns. Even when they aren’t accidentally-on-purpose shooting each other on set (Alec Baldwin, call holding on line two!) - they can’t get anything right. 

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Y’know what? Sometimes ya just gotta shut your hole and let the normies and kids enjoy the show. Somebody make a note too… looks like Snake Plisken’s leaving his gun cabinet unlocked again. All Hollywood needs now is for some troon prop master to get the blanks mixed up with live rounds, and then…

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I watched a few episodes of a Korean SF yarn where the stronk, stunningly brave girl boss carries a bubble gum pink Beretta 92. It has a picatinny rail - but no optics. I guess she’s just an amazing markswoman? I’m seeing that elsewhere too: they have rails on the guns but no irons or optics. Maybe I should do that this year? Pull the scope off my hunting rifle and throw it away to save weight?

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Tell Me You’re A Faggot Without Actually Saying it

Well. We all know what the proper response to this should have been. Actually, there are three.

 

 

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The first order of business would be some tasteful gun leather. I dunno what I’d go with; that is obviously a range gun so maybe an elegant full flap hip holster might do? Looks to be a clone of the Colt Python to my eye… I’d need to think on it a bit.

Second: A formal challenge to the other non-gay recipients to show up for an informal match: call it “The Türkiye Shoot” with the Grand Prize being a box of Tim Horton’s donuts.

Third: A reciprocal gift is called for. That would require a uniquely Canadian firearm… and we are kinda between a rock and a hard place with that. Canada used to be one of the major suppliers of small arms to the world but now I believe all the Canadian gun manufacturers are long dead. But we could still give a good account for ourselves: a good start would be a uniquely Canadian calibre - and for that…I’d recommend an 1876 Winchester lever gun in .45-75. It’s an obscure black powder cartridge chosen by the RCMP back in the 1800s. I actually have such a gun made as a modern reproduction by the guys at Uberti.  Or maybe a fine sporting Ruger No.1 chambered in .303 Brit? We don’t have much of a gun tradition in Canada which is just a shame. I know when I was just a wee one… a lot of men around here had big families, big bills and store bought hunting rifles weren’t near as common then as they are now. For most of them a surplus .303 Enfield bolt gun was just perfect for everything they had to do except for maybe recreational varmint shooting… which to them meant a .22 rimfire. 

I’ll say it again: Merica needs a 51st state that has oil and a strategic position for a serious northern airbase. Alberta needs a country, and a first and second amendment. We need to dispense with the eastern faggotry from this beshitted country we’re in… and start building a real future with good people. At some point we’ll have to work together on dealing with these liberal globalist fucks anyways… so the sooner… the better.

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Hope y’all didn’t get blowed up on July 4th! And thanks - as always - for dropping in, eh? I’m headed out with the wife and dawgs and camper next week, so I’ll try to check in sometime. Take care of yourselves and enjoy your summer a bit if you can.

Cheers!

Filthie

Retard Ramble: Much A-Flap About Nothing

 Hmmmpppppffffff.

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I’m not a fan of Sportzball.

Nog Ball even less so. 

Women’s Nog Ball even less than that!  

HAR HAR HAR!

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This stuff sucks when the guys do it - never mind the women.

But… Y’know… it kinda sorta backs up the theory a bit, dunninit? If big changes in morality and ethics need to be made - the womenfolk have to be on board or it ain’t happening. A couple years back some wank on Gab said something to the effect that we needed to readjust our paradigms. I’d hear the endless stories about blacks attacking whites and the shitlib mass media would either bury the story or downplay it. It left me just peachy with the idea of lynching blacks, and bringing back horse and bullwhips for black miscreants. It made me angry. 

According to the chud/wank on Gab - we needed to view these attacks on whites as GOOD things. A kid gets knifed at a track meet? Good! In the case of Austin Metcalf - who was stabbed to death by Karmelo Anthony, the cuck father reached out to the murderer’s parents “to pray with them” and show there were no hard feelings. The rest is a matter of public record; the family called him a white mofo, a creepy ass cracker, and said his son got what he deserved. And the father finally saw the race reality. Now he talks about watermelon felons and understands “black fatigue”. It’s too bad it cost the life of his son to see it.  But… It’s progress. His son shouldn’t have died, and the rest of us shouldn’t have to live like this.

Similarly, if enough leftist and shitlibbed white women get assaulted, raped and murdered by black morons… maybe they’ll finally stop virtue signalling, enabling and excusing violent stupid black people.

Maybe they’re finally getting the message? Who knows… for the rest of us, let us be politic and stick to the old axiom of avoiding stupid people in stupid places.

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What exactly ARE they thinking?

I just wonder at the level of retardation in our leaders, politicos and judiciary. Up here in Canada, the effort is on to make these knives go away. I just don’t see how a guy could even think these knives are more dangerous than any other. It has to be fuggin women driving this shit, maybe…? Like old, fat retarded Karen’s that push crap like this just to annoy people? 

I think I have a Kershaw fast-flipper blade in my plunder somewhere, but if I were going to do social work with a blade…I’d go with the big camp and survival knives. But then again I am not a knife fighter. I’m a fat old man and a lightening fast flipper wouldn’t make me any more dangerous than I would be with a steak knife. I guess if you want one of these things in Canada you better hurry because I understand that they are moving to ban imports of them. There are still stocks around, but once they’re gone…

For my purposes of EDC I prefer the more elegant conventional pocket knives and jack knives. If the fast flippers were to become unavailable though… I’d be sorely tempted to buy one in the states and smuggle it back here just for spite. And if I gotta go down there for a bloody knife…might as well pick up a gun too… a full auto MP5 would be nice…

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Ice cubes.

For only 5 bucks!!!

So I hear the fags in Europe and NYFC are going without air conditioning to save stress on the electrical grid and save the environMINT. In Germany they’re stacking up so many heat stroked fatalities that they won’t all fit into the coolers at the morgue. I’m hearing that the numbers of heatstroke victims have exceeded the number of gun homicide victims in the US. Apropos of nothing, I suppose. Keep sweatin’, stinkin’ and dyin’ arseholes!

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I’m lucky. I don’t have air conditioning but if it gets too hot… I can always go downstairs to the comfortable coolness of the Reclusium. I simply have a ton of reloading and clean up to do down there anyways. 

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The new whetstone from Amazon came in… and saved my sanity. I’d thought that dementia had set in, and I’d somehow forgotten how to sharpen knives. But the fact of the matter is that I was on those shitty, cheap aluminum oxide stones that would still be a rip off at half the price I paid for them. Let me tell ya - these new diamond steel whetstones are da BOMB. No oil, no water, no mess! 

Coarse 325 grit on one side, 1200 on the other. I had all my blades shaving sharp in less than 10 minutes per blade. The Gerber Strongarm, the Mora Tupperware Knife,  even my li’l Kershaw fast flipper knife are stropped and ready to go. Apparently this stone will make short work of even the new super hardened steel knives using materials like Magnacut, D2, Sandvik14C28N, REX121, etc. 

There’s sharpening jigs, swanky electric knife sharpeners out there… but for me… if it’ll shave hair…how much sharper do ya need to be? Part of me seriously is considering finer finishing stones but… bah. If I were a chef or a surgeon I might? For now… this stone is all I need.

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So… 250 years of America, eh? It’ll hack a lot of turd brained Canadians and the denizens of other shit-hole countries… but I think America is the finest experiment ever run by the tool-using super apes known as mankind. Not to stick my long Canadian nose into your American business… but you guys seriously need to take pride in yourselves, and start telling your detractors where to go and how to get there. I suppose we all do in the western countries. 

Gather your families and friends, sink some suds and burn some meat on the BBQ. And for gawdsakes… don’t let the little kids or guys like me near the fireworks. Happy birthday America!

Cheers!

Filthie 

Happy Dominion Day To The Real Canadians!

 

And for those poseurs in Morontario and Queerbec - 

Go suck a fart, you retards!

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Let’s get this week started off right! With some vigorous exercise! 👍

Well it’s been a helluva week round here. The rain’s been pounding down. The Menacing Moat around Dawg Island flooded and folks with property adjacent to it got flooded or were sand bagging. It was pretty sketchy a couple days ago.

It was better yesterday morn; we did 4 miles at the crack of dawn and got soaked right through. The pups loved it and we got some flood fun elsewhere that required the Niglet and I to wade, and Fergus to actually swim. I haven’t seen water like this in a long time and it feels great. The pups loved getting soaked too.

 I had to laugh… I’m growing tobacco again this year and the wife bought me what she thought was a shredder. I it obviously isn’t - but I’m wondering what the hell it actually is?

It’s obviously a grinder of some sort…? It’ll fit in the palm of your hand. It’s about an 1-1/2” tall, same diameter. I’m pretty sure it’s not a coffee grinder; they tend to be much bigger. Maybe it’s for spices of some kind? If you know… wouldjya let me know in the comments? 

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FFS. Here we go again. B17 “909” - a priceless artifact from WW2 - goes down killing half the people on it.

An 82 year old aircraft. A 75 year old pilot in command, and a 71 year old copilot. What could possibly go wrong?

Look - I get it, alright? Round engines, four of ‘em. Mystique, romance, nostalgia - all of it. I’m an aviation fanboy, got the membership card, the secret decoder ring and slid whistle. But… good lord. Retire these old aircraft. They’ve done their duty. They deserve a prominent spot in our halls and gathering places to finally rest. And putting fuggin geezers in the cockpit? AND in charge of maintenance? This is criminal negligence. I don’t care if the players mean well, they’re getting people killed, and they’re destroying our aviation heritage. 

None of it should have happened.

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Welp… other things tick me off too, but at least I can do something about this one: when I was a kid I could strop a blade so you could shave with it! Nowadays I can’t sharpen a blade worth shite! It’s infuriating!!!

A random OyTube came up the other day and the fella was comparing whetstones. And woukdn’t ya know it? My stones are all cheapo’s that cost 20~30 dollars - and they weren’t worth half that! When I was a kid I had a hard Arkansas stone…I got it for Christmas and it cost as much as the knife I got with it.    

Anyhoo… the Oytuber recommended one of these:

It’s a diamond sided 325/1200 grit stone, no oil required, never has to be faced… and should hopefully get me back to razor sharp blades once and for all. I’ll letchya know how it goes.

Hope you guys are having a great summer!

Thanks for popping in.

Filthie

Don’t Divorce Your Wives Just Yet, Men

 So I heard Borepatch has a retirement side hustle selling downloadable (and soon to be inflatable) AI girlfriends. Ya just rattle up his website, get out ya Visa card… and boom! Ya got a faithful, loving girlfriend! Right on yer own computer! But…!!! What is this!?!?

So he’s got the artificial wife nailed down solid but most of us already have a real one that’ll treat us like that already. (I occasionally get waterboarded by mine - I can’t imagine why, neither. Personally I think Fattie got off lightly here…). But even Dr. Krieger is having problems with his…

But… we’re getting there! Personally I don’t think real, sentient AI is possible. But it may be possible to mimic free will and self agency, maybe?  Then the problem becomes: “What’s the difference between a computer running 100,000 lines of code to make a decision, and you doing the same thing on a blob of grey protoplasm located between yer ears?” Is your thought process a mimicry too?

Gah - the mind wobbles.

@the_josemonkey How much can one short video reveal? 🤔 #geolocation #OSINT @bytesizedlearning ♬ original sound - josemonkey

Hrrrummmpfpfppffffff. This ain’t good. If one a my arch enemies like Chutes or Don or Mike learns wher I live… I just might get perturbed as a handgrenade comes rattling down the air shaft of The Reclusium.

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It’s no good; I am lost. I have no idea where BP and his pencil headed poindexters are going to take us with these technologies. One thing is clear: we are going to have to become totally different people to deal with it. Or everyone else is lost too. I’m beginning to think more and more that it might be time to STFU and get off the internet? Can you imagine if Mao, Stalin or You-Know-Who had these technologies? And yet…every day… millions of fucktards would LOVE to resurrect those turdies and put ‘em in charge! Maybe General Aesop is right and we are all, indeed…DOOMED.

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Filthie’s Epiphany

So…much…win…

Going…to…self…combust….!!!

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I been getting spammed on jewtoob with male-centric revenge porn. The plots are always the same too: A faithless, feckless harridan sand bags her poor innocent beleaguered husband with a surprise divorce and starts stealing all the couple’s money for herself. The shitty, zit faced kids side with mom and cackle with glee as the old man’s heart breaks. But - he has hidden assets! He has crafty lawyers! By the end of the story the fella is living in a mansion on a ranch, loving a 20 year old bimbo with big boobs and he lives happily ever after. The old lady and the shitty kids are penniless, eating cat food and rueing the day they betrayed their father! 

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I think half of it was AI slop, or wishful thinking by ruined men. The comments would fill up with applause from the walking wounded from the gender wars. It brings to mind a cartoon I saw in the gun shop 100 years ago.

I see the way revenge porn is consumed… and I see a LOT of mean fucken bears out there, myself. The sows are the worst. The sows with cubs are rage fueled psychos that see everything as a threat! Unless you have a 45-70 stoked to the gills loaded… you want to avoid those. The bagless bears are probably friendly and tame in comparison!

Now I’m seeing a new kind of revenge porn coming out:

The “Citizen Vigilante” is making a lot of people nervous. It’s just like all the other revenge porno I guess?  The nasty stupids run into the mean fucken bears they created, and it ends poorly for the bad guys. The trailer I saw for this one a blue eyed Aryan looking fella confronting a fambly of moslem shit skins.Poppa Moslem gives a soliloquy about moslem superiority and white decadence and crapulence. Moslem son is an unrepentant rapist who got a slap on the wrist from the fake and gay judicial system. Daughter Moslem is an innernet influencer that goes on social media to explain why white women are all sluts. A couple of other stinky migrants are there too. The scene ends with the Vigilante blowing them all away with a pistol!  😂👍👍👍

Needless to say, that resonates with a LOT of people. Scuttlebutt has it that the film got banned in Germany. Too many people are Noticing … and they could get wrong ideas and opinions if they watch the movie. Personally I’d have no problem if someone were to shoot up a bunch of migrant trash and criminals… but I’d really like to see the white people and their (((allies))) that made all this crap possible - get shot in the face too!

Are you starting to get bad ideas? And the wrong opinions?

As for me… I eventually found my scrote. Revenge porn holds no attraction for me. I hope these angry  bears find their peace and truth. If they don’t… other arrangements are to be made.    

Happy Father’s Day

 

Ed O’Neil is 80 years old this year!

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Hrmmppppfff. 

Al looks like he’s doing alright, eh? On Father’s Day a guy hopes for a light load of chores and an afternoon burning meat and sunshine on the patio with a BBQ. But…round here? I might have to skip church and build an Ark instead!  Heavy rain all night!

It’s even worse for Flapz. He rebuilt his deck awhile back. It’s beautiful, he did a great job. But this is the kicker: earlier in the week he bought the biggest garden tractor that JD (John Deere) makes. 48” mower deck. PTO. Power/tilt steering. Beverage holder… has all the Barbie accessories you can buy too… a front end loader would be REALLY cool. But… it can only sit in the garage as it pours. HAR HAR HAR! Up your ass, Flapz! 

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But… We really need the rain.

This is my second Father’s Day without Pop. He’s probably up there helping The Boss roll barrels around. I love thunder, lightening and rain - in moderate doses. Maybe they’ll put a show on for us today?

I wish you the best of all Father’s Days today, and that you put on a good show for your loved ones.

Happy Father’s Day!

Filthie

Mornin Coffee With An Old Boomerfag

G’Marnin!!! As usual I’m on the porch this morn, a cranky, irritable old dink starting his day off right!!!🤬

Snivellers, perverts, whackadoodles, howler monkeys and hoople-heads 

are strongly advised to pass on by.

Keep yer hands where I can see ‘em.

Those of you with maturity, a triple digit IQ, and a sense a humour are

invited to stay. You two know who ya are!

But you better keep ya hands where I can see ‘em too!

Bungholes!!!!

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