Filthie's Oshituaries

 I heard that term somewhere. "Oshituaries". I laughed when I heard it and appropriated the word. At my age those cold chit winds begin to blow. People that were eternal landmarks and fixtures in your life begin to drop like flies. It's mostly my parents' generation going right now but there's plenty of them that are my age passing on as well.

Hmpfffff! I absolutely hate Robert. And he would revel in my hatred too! I don't hate him for anything he did or said... I hate him because of all the rotters and stinkers he played during his career! HAR HAR HAR!!! I dunno if that is true about his flap with Spielburg - I do not follow Hollywood gossip very closely and generally tend to avoid it whenever possible.Sounds like he has a little more on the ball than your average hollywood turd brain.

I guess this cock eyed black baboon has decided to kick off too. I dunno what to think of him... I'm torn between a sigh of relief and going down to the bar and celebrating. That stupid sonofabitch did more to hurt black people than all my microaggressions, white privilege, and and systemic racism ever did!!! Hopefully those simian retards - Barkie Obutthole and Big Mike follow suit - and soon. I look at guys like this and - no kidding - I REALLY want to question my Maker and ask him why he puts turds like this on earth. The only thing I can think of is that he is some kind of IQ test for the rest of us and that we all failed miserably. How do you deal with men like these in a Godly way?

So for me, this one is a wash. We lost a good one - and an insufferable, irritating hemorrhoid. 

That reminds me - don't any of you retards say anything rotten about me when I die. And I am taking my guns with me when I go.

Stubfart Valentine’s Day Sales Scores

 

Hrrrmmm those goggles’ll sure come in handy… 

and…what is that other thing? 

Look at it - is it my imagination or is the top

different from the bottom one…?

Cabela is selling magnum shotgun toilet plungers…

Absolute necessities in Alberta and Texas.

Marines and ling haul truckers will find them

handy too…

I actually did pull the trigger on this one.

I actually tested one of these a week or two back during the warm chinook we had. I dragged out my 4 season tent, hooked one of these up… and let ‘er rip. It wasn’t cold at all - temps just a hair above freezing. But I was warm in my gonch and tee shirt. Inside the tent it was a comfortable +20C with the heater running on half output. I could run it right off my cell phone from inside the tent. Running all night, it used aboot 4 or 5 litres of diesel and burned up 50% of the power in my old Jackery 1000. 

The weasel words apply, though. This blog is not monetized by the manufacturer, and I am not an expert in diesel/electric heaters in any way… but based on my limited experience I can give this a preliminary thumbs up. We’ll see how it holds up over time.

Retard Ramble: Fambily Day In Alberta

 Today is a stat holiday here in Alberta. We had a glorious warm chinook that just ended. Winter returns. 

I’m struggling with little Fergus, the pup. He’s proving difficult to toilet train. He knows he has to go on the pad or outside… but he starts playing, gets spun up and then gets taken by surprise when he has to go… and then he chits or pees himself on the floor. It’s okay because I’m watching him like a hawk and I’m on him the second he goes and cleaning up the mess. I paddle his ass when he misses the paper and reward him lavishly when he succeeds… but  he needs some remedial work. I’m not worried… I had the same problem with old Mort when we first got him. He flat out insisted that the house was his toilet and he’d go wherever he wanted to. I put the big asshole in his crate for 30 days, only letting him out to play, poop or eat. Other than that - he was in that crate and no bones about it. A month or so of doing that cleaned his act right up. I’ll do the same to Fergie and if that doesn’t work I will take him down to the gun club and set him up at 25 yards, HAR HAR HAR!!! I’m not worried. I will figure out his malfunction and set him straight.

Fambily Day. It used to bother me, because my dysfunctional family fragmented and imploded long ago. It tore me up inside. But time heals. I look back now and I’m actually thankful that I managed to escape the drama and misery with my marriage intact. My daughter taunted me from the big homo circus tent years ago about leading a small, insignificant ho-hum life. At the time it pissed me off, but now? Boring and uneventful is fine, thank you very much! I cannot imagine or bear the thought of getting involved or caught up in the antics of a 40 year old homosexual kidult and her addled wife or love partner or whatever they call each other. I can just imagine what their glamorous, fulfilling lives are like and wish them well from a safe distance.

The elders are in the home stretch. My dad and father in law have passed. My mom has chosen the life of the sea hag for her final years. I stay out of her way and will help out if necessary but leave her otherwise to Big Bro. He’s perfect and Mom makes sure I know it. I agree and am happy to sit on the sidelines. As for my mother in law - that old bitch stays out of my way, and she’ll continue to do so if she knows what’s good for her. My fambily is my wife, my dawgs, and maybe a handful of friends and folks out at the li’l chapel out in the country. I love it, and I intend to live my best life in the years I have remaining. 

Enjoy your families while you can, I guess? Things and people change… you yourself will change… and in today’s messed up world, relationships, not even familial ones are permanent. And maybe that is a good thing. 

Have a great Monday you guys! Thanks for dropping in.

Filthie

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The Filthie Romantic: True Love

 

The late Uncle Bob proclaimed that men were the true romantics

and to be fair he had a lot a ammo for his argument.

But in these days of sexual equality such things must fall by the wayside.

It’s time for the ladies to step up.

The depth of your love will be measured by the ordnance and

calibre. I have a helpful list to make precisely the exact statement 

you want to make, ladies:

Glock, 9mm: I hate you and want a divorce. Yesterday.

Luger, 9mm: My love for you is timeless. 

S&W .44 magnum: I hope I made your day!

Colt 1911, .38 Super: Your wife is a goddess. Act like it.

Colt 1911, .45 ACP: My love is eternal.

Feel free to add yours in the comments.

I think the ladies should pay for dinner out today too.

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Good Ol’ Uncle Ted

 

I dunno if it’s true or not…

Thank Gawd We’re Getting Gun Bans In Canada Eh?

Bad school shooting in BC. Preliminary body count appears to be 9 souls.

We all know the rules on these things - allow at least 72 hours for the truth to come out and the hysteria to subside. Right now, though, everything is the standard liberal Canadian boilerplate:

• “Officers believe they have identified the shooter, but said they will "struggle" to ever determine a motive for what has become one of the deadliest school shootings in Canadian history.”

Hrmmmmmmmm. This is apparently the shooter.

Now, let’s all just let the RCMP do their jobs and look into this, okay? And let’s not have any troonsphobic commentary about the perp because he’s a victim too! His family and community don’t deserve any of your bigoted hate!!! Anyone that notices any patterns setting up with these school shootings is just stereotyping !!! I’ll have you know the Prime Minister himself cancelled his plans, and will be on a plane shortly to the town to pay his respects and offer support to all the victims and townsfolk. 

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 Okay. That’s enough (hork, spit) Canadian cinema, I can’t do anymore today.

But - about a month ago I was having a quick coffee with a blog acquaintance and we were chatting about conspiracy theories. Paraphrased, his position was that Canadian leaders were such absolute morons, retards and dipshits that they were incapable of complex conspiracies and convoluted, intertwined lies and misrepresentations required to make them work. Not gonna argue - he makes a powerful point. Justin Turdo was as dumb as a goldfish and Carney isn’t much better. The people that surround them are largely imbeciles too.

BUT.

Right now, Canada has an incoming gun ban and confiscation that is meeting ferocious resistance from the people. All the western provinces have rejected it and will not be enforcing it. Police departments all over the country are telling the liberals to shove it and they won’t be enforcing it either. The fury this legislation caused is spreading like wildfire to other liberal holy issues and bringing their authority into question. Suffice it to say… the timing of this incident strikes me as suspicious.

And suddenly… we get this. “Don’t look at the perp you bigoted transphobes! The obvious moral of this story is that guns are bad!!! If guns were banned this failed liberal social experiment mentally ill victim of society would never have been able to do what he did!!! Hand in your guns!!!” To me, that’s where the gag these clowns are pulling falls apart. Pull my other finger, morons. It has bells on it!

We got this same bullshit over 20 years ago. A fwench Canadian named Marc Lepine took a Mini14 into a fwench college in Queerbec, and shot up a class of students taking “Women’s Studies”. All the standard shitlib media shibboleths, canards and narratives were brought to bear. “Hateful, misogynistic white man attacks innocent vulnerable liberal women!!! Pro-gun lobby (comprised of evil white men that hate women, vibrants, homosexuals, poutine, coffee and donuts) defend mass murderers!1!!!”. They brought in a bunch of stupid gun laws that nobody obeyed and were easily circumvented… and then got thrown out on their ear by the conservative Harper govt. 

But it came out after the fact. Marc Lepine - who killed all those girls - was a mixed half breed. His dad was a devout moslem, and his mom was a liberal fwench Canadian whore. Gee… I just wonder where Marc got his hatred of feminism from? And I wonder if that might not been more a function of Canadian multiculturalism and less of a gun issue? The response from the liberals confirmed it. “Shut up, racist!!! You hate women!!! That’s why you like guns!!! You’ve got a one-inch dink!!!”

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Here we go again. Fuck you right back, liberals. I ain’t turning in shit. 

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