Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Fergie: RIP
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
Sunday, February 1, 2026
Sunday Reading: The Word You’rd Looking For Is “Soul”
Friday, January 30, 2026
Stubfart Deployment
I dug out my old tent and found the shock cords are gone in the poles. I can’t bitch, the tent’s 30 years old. I’ve got a lot of good memories in this beast. I can remember trips where we’d wake up in the middle of the night with roaring wind and heavy rain … and we were just snug as bugs in here. Good times.
I might skip supper tonight and just chill. I’ve got no hoople headed dogs to torture me on this trip. King Fergus went to work with his mom today and the Niglet stayed home.
The li’l beaner is starting to hit the paper and pooh pad. The wife tells me he peed on the pad at work, then went outside to poop with Hannah when he got home. He’s coming along nicely. He’s learning to sit for treats too. Last night they went over to the mother in laws and there were other dogs there. The Niglet was very defensive of the pup and kept the other dogs away. She’s my Alpha Girl now, just like Macey so long ago. Has it been 3 years now…? Four…? Time flies so fast.
So this diesel heater is a new piece of equipment for me. It’s the pelican-cased H-Calory that Flapz just bought off Amazon. He bought it but he’s too much of a fag for winter camping even in these mild temps. I don’t get it? I told him to give me the damn thing and I would try it out. If it doesn’t work I have cold weather gear but even if it did crap out I doubt I’d need it on a night like tonight.
Urinalusm: So Long Donnie Boy
At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota.
— Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) January 30, 2026
More details soon.
Well, Pammie… way to go, I guess? Ya put a black urinalist journalist - in jail! In the real world, all that’ll happen is some piece a shit corrupt liberal judge’ll just let him off amidst a triumphant cacophony of lunacy and simian hooting from the usual suspects.
I dunno how ya deal with guys like that. Why - given his sexual proclivities that boy would be right at home in prison! If they try to fine him… every crackhead and balloon head will just send their drug money to a Go Fund Me and pay it for him.
I wonder how the other losers will make out? To me this is all kabuki theatre. Somebody wake me up if they start arresting the clowns at the top?
Bah! Given the guy involved … perhaps a song and a dance are in order? I don’t do rap… so maybe I’ll culturally appropriate one from my ancestors to celebrate the situation?
πΌOh Donnie Boy
The sewer pipes is rattlin’
From crib to cribπΆ
An’ down da fucken street
Da 5-O come and all da bitches cryin’
You’ll sleep tonight with men
that smell like farts and feet…!π΅
Oh gawd that sucks!
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Let’s listen to it properly! Such a fine, loving dirge should not be wasted on trash like Don.
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Have yaselves a good fast Friday.





