Looking At The Damage

 

Welp…might as well  look at the electoral damage, eh? The figgers I have show it as

Libs: 43.5% of the voots, 49% of the seats

Cons: 41.4% of the voot, 42% of the seats

Bloc Queerbecois: 6.4%,  6.7% seats

And all the rest of the loons and freaks come trickling in after that. It’s official, boys!

There’s always something good in everything, and it’s nice to see the NDP (commies) leader get shitcanned by losing his own seat.

Filthy bastard… he survived long enough to get his

gold plated pension, funnily enough.

And conservative leader Smol Pee Pee got shit canned too!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

I guess JL, Exile and the other canookies will just have to voot harder next time. So…what can we learn from all this? I dunno, really… I shat the bed with my predictions. I thought the numbers would be much the same but with the win going to Pee Pee and the conservatives. One is tempted to blame the usual mudflaps and suspects…  

We want some curried goat, thank you very much please!!!

Chublububadubblubadalubglub Glub!!!

Kill the faggots and jews!!!

Ayyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiii!!!

Oogah Booga boogah boogah!!!

And they would surely be a huge part of the problem… but the other big power base for the Libs are the frumpy old cat ladies, the elderly spinsters, the unwanted single moms. The faggotry probly chipped in a bit too! HAR HAR HAR!

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It’s all so tiresome. Even if Pee Pee and his conservatives had won Canada still would have been a shit show. I wasn’t going to voot this year but the kids found out and gave me supreme shit and guilt tripped me saying that if I don’t voot… I can’t bitch about what happens. That’s fair, I suppose… but I can’t really get too worked up about it anymore. Canada is past the point of no return. I don’t intend to waste much energy bitching about it. There’s still some counts to come in, and don’t be surprised if there’ll be juuuust enough to give the liberals a majority…

I’m hoping major unity problems explode. I’d really like to see western Canada secede and become the 51st state… but whadda I know? Canada is in uncharted waters, and we are going to hit all the rocks and shoals and reefs before the party ends!

I Never Wanted To Change The World…

 

You can’t change people. They will believe what they want to believe and most will kill you or die trying to change you if they can. I learned all this the hard way - by being in the middle of the tiny battles and feuds I was invited to. There’s never any winners, there’s no heroes… only the next Current Thing to fight about. The only applicable part of this demotivational meme to me is maybe that last pic. The fella giving a puppy to his son… except he shoulda had two: one for the kid and one for himself!

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Even there - he won’t change anything. The only answer to stupid times, people and places is to be somewhere else. And perhaps the most valuable skill - is that of not giving a hoot. Life gets a lot easier when you realize you can’t change stupid people. All you can do is protect yourself if you can… and watch the pie fight from as far away as possible.

Monsters

 

Looks Like Another Liberal Govt For Canada

 

Brain Storming - What Do We Know?

 

In brain storming sessions a useful technique in resolving unknowns is playing a game called “What Do We Know?”  The idea is ya get all your poop in a group, facts only, no theories, no suspicions, just truthful facts. Then you post them up for the team to see, step back and see if it forms a better picture of things when everything’s out in the open and with all known moving parts and details clearly exposed. Sometimes one can then infer the identity and operation of the missing or hidden parts. Sometimes patterns emerge.

So why hasn’t the Epstein list been made public?

Let’s brainstorm:

• We KNOW the fuggin jews are in this up to their eyeballs. Current alliances with Israel have American intelligence agencies working closely with theirs. Publishing this list would almost certainly compromise any number of shared sources and operatives and blow their covers. Some of them are almost certainly irreplaceable. 
• They’re ALL on it. Prominent repubs and donks alike will turn up on that list. Power corrupts and you can bet the farm that they’d all pay handsomely to keep the skeletons of those under aged prostitutes (male and female) locked safely in the closet. The attitude toward these perverts is getting murderous - and rightfully so. While Blumpf would have no problems watching democrats getting tarred, feathered and lynched… doing the same to his own team would unleash a world of hurt on him.
• The people on that list are still vulnerable. In other words - they can still be blackmailed. Americans, Limeys, Euros - probably a few Canadians (cough, cough, Mark Carney, cough, cough)… having the right whip on their asses could be very useful in the future.
• The people behind this wield enormous power. 

I guess another key witness in the sordid affair just “committed suicide” after publicly claiming that she wasn’t suicidal and was in fear for her life. I hear there are four other witnesses also fearing for their lives and also assuring everyone they aren’t suicidal. If they’re legit they’ll be dead too soon. I bet even the Bad Orange Man was horrified by the evil powers swirling around that list. When (((these guys))) take the notion, they’ll kill presidents. They have the power to kill stoolies in maximum security prisons. And they don’t stop there - they’ll kill all the players and witnesses in these dramas just as they did with JFK. Pretty much everyone of note in that event died under suspicious circumstances. 

A lot of people are still going to die before this thing gets buried. Is there anything else we know about this? If so - throw ‘em in the comments.

Arrivals

 

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Monday Moron Memes Moment