Happy Dominion Day To The Real Canadians!

 

And for those poseurs in Morontario and Queerbec - 

Go suck a fart, you retards!

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Let’s get this week started off right! With some vigorous exercise! 👍

Well it’s been a helluva week round here. The rain’s been pounding down. The Menacing Moat around Dawg Island flooded and folks with property adjacent to it got flooded or were sand bagging. It was pretty sketchy a couple days ago.

It was better yesterday morn; we did 4 miles at the crack of dawn and got soaked right through. The pups loved it and we got some flood fun elsewhere that required the Niglet and I to wade, and Fergus to actually swim. I haven’t seen water like this in a long time and it feels great. The pups loved getting soaked too.

 I had to laugh… I’m growing tobacco again this year and the wife bought me what she thought was a shredder. I it obviously isn’t - but I’m wondering what the hell it actually is?

It’s obviously a grinder of some sort…? It’ll fit in the palm of your hand. It’s about an 1-1/2” tall, same diameter. I’m pretty sure it’s not a coffee grinder; they tend to be much bigger. Maybe it’s for spices of some kind? If you know… wouldjya let me know in the comments? 

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FFS. Here we go again. B17 “909” - a priceless artifact from WW2 - goes down killing half the people on it.

An 82 year old aircraft. A 75 year old pilot in command, and a 71 year old copilot. What could possibly go wrong?

Look - I get it, alright? Round engines, four of ‘em. Mystique, romance, nostalgia - all of it. I’m an aviation fanboy, got the membership card, the secret decoder ring and slid whistle. But… good lord. Retire these old aircraft. They’ve done their duty. They deserve a prominent spot in our halls and gathering places to finally rest. And putting fuggin geezers in the cockpit? AND in charge of maintenance? This is criminal negligence. I don’t care if the players mean well, they’re getting people killed, and they’re destroying our aviation heritage. 

None of it should have happened.

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Welp… other things tick me off too, but at least I can do something about this one: when I was a kid I could strop a blade so you could shave with it! Nowadays I can’t sharpen a blade worth shite! It’s infuriating!!!

A random OyTube came up the other day and the fella was comparing whetstones. And woukdn’t ya know it? My stones are all cheapo’s that cost 20~30 dollars - and they weren’t worth half that! When I was a kid I had a hard Arkansas stone…I got it for Christmas and it cost as much as the knife I got with it.    

Anyhoo… the Oytuber recommended one of these:

It’s a diamond sided 325/1200 grit stone, no oil required, never has to be faced… and should hopefully get me back to razor sharp blades once and for all. I’ll letchya know how it goes.

Hope you guys are having a great summer!

Thanks for popping in.

Filthie

Don’t Divorce Your Wives Just Yet, Men

 So I heard Borepatch has a retirement side hustle selling downloadable (and soon to be inflatable) AI girlfriends. Ya just rattle up his website, get out ya Visa card… and boom! Ya got a faithful, loving girlfriend! Right on yer own computer! But…!!! What is this!?!?

So he’s got the artificial wife nailed down solid but most of us already have a real one that’ll treat us like that already. (I occasionally get waterboarded by mine - I can’t imagine why, neither. Personally I think Fattie got off lightly here…). But even Dr. Krieger is having problems with his…

But… we’re getting there! Personally I don’t think real, sentient AI is possible. But it may be possible to mimic free will and self agency, maybe?  Then the problem becomes: “What’s the difference between a computer running 100,000 lines of code to make a decision, and you doing the same thing on a blob of grey protoplasm located between yer ears?” Is your thought process a mimicry too?

Gah - the mind wobbles.

@the_josemonkey How much can one short video reveal? 🤔 #geolocation #OSINT @bytesizedlearning ♬ original sound - josemonkey

Hrrrummmpfpfppffffff. This ain’t good. If one a my arch enemies like Chutes or Don or Mike learns wher I live… I just might get perturbed as a handgrenade comes rattling down the air shaft of The Reclusium.

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It’s no good; I am lost. I have no idea where BP and his pencil headed poindexters are going to take us with these technologies. One thing is clear: we are going to have to become totally different people to deal with it. Or everyone else is lost too. I’m beginning to think more and more that it might be time to STFU and get off the internet? Can you imagine if Mao, Stalin or You-Know-Who had these technologies? And yet…every day… millions of fucktards would LOVE to resurrect those turdies and put ‘em in charge! Maybe General Aesop is right and we are all, indeed…DOOMED.

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Filthie’s Epiphany

So…much…win…

Going…to…self…combust….!!!

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I been getting spammed on jewtoob with male-centric revenge porn. The plots are always the same too: A faithless, feckless harridan sand bags her poor innocent beleaguered husband with a surprise divorce and starts stealing all the couple’s money for herself. The shitty, zit faced kids side with mom and cackle with glee as the old man’s heart breaks. But - he has hidden assets! He has crafty lawyers! By the end of the story the fella is living in a mansion on a ranch, loving a 20 year old bimbo with big boobs and he lives happily ever after. The old lady and the shitty kids are penniless, eating cat food and rueing the day they betrayed their father! 

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I think half of it was AI slop, or wishful thinking by ruined men. The comments would fill up with applause from the walking wounded from the gender wars. It brings to mind a cartoon I saw in the gun shop 100 years ago.

I see the way revenge porn is consumed… and I see a LOT of mean fucken bears out there, myself. The sows are the worst. The sows with cubs are rage fueled psychos that see everything as a threat! Unless you have a 45-70 stoked to the gills loaded… you want to avoid those. The bagless bears are probably friendly and tame in comparison!

Now I’m seeing a new kind of revenge porn coming out:

The “Citizen Vigilante” is making a lot of people nervous. It’s just like all the other revenge porno I guess?  The nasty stupids run into the mean fucken bears they created, and it ends poorly for the bad guys. The trailer I saw for this one a blue eyed Aryan looking fella confronting a fambly of moslem shit skins.Poppa Moslem gives a soliloquy about moslem superiority and white decadence and crapulence. Moslem son is an unrepentant rapist who got a slap on the wrist from the fake and gay judicial system. Daughter Moslem is an innernet influencer that goes on social media to explain why white women are all sluts. A couple of other stinky migrants are there too. The scene ends with the Vigilante blowing them all away with a pistol!  😂👍👍👍

Needless to say, that resonates with a LOT of people. Scuttlebutt has it that the film got banned in Germany. Too many people are Noticing … and they could get wrong ideas and opinions if they watch the movie. Personally I’d have no problem if someone were to shoot up a bunch of migrant trash and criminals… but I’d really like to see the white people and their (((allies))) that made all this crap possible - get shot in the face too!

Are you starting to get bad ideas? And the wrong opinions?

As for me… I eventually found my scrote. Revenge porn holds no attraction for me. I hope these angry  bears find their peace and truth. If they don’t… other arrangements are to be made.    

Happy Father’s Day

 

Ed O’Neil is 80 years old this year!

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Hrmmppppfff. 

Al looks like he’s doing alright, eh? On Father’s Day a guy hopes for a light load of chores and an afternoon burning meat and sunshine on the patio with a BBQ. But…round here? I might have to skip church and build an Ark instead!  Heavy rain all night!

It’s even worse for Flapz. He rebuilt his deck awhile back. It’s beautiful, he did a great job. But this is the kicker: earlier in the week he bought the biggest garden tractor that JD (John Deere) makes. 48” mower deck. PTO. Power/tilt steering. Beverage holder… has all the Barbie accessories you can buy too… a front end loader would be REALLY cool. But… it can only sit in the garage as it pours. HAR HAR HAR! Up your ass, Flapz! 

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But… We really need the rain.

This is my second Father’s Day without Pop. He’s probably up there helping The Boss roll barrels around. I love thunder, lightening and rain - in moderate doses. Maybe they’ll put a show on for us today?

I wish you the best of all Father’s Days today, and that you put on a good show for your loved ones.

Happy Father’s Day!

Filthie

Mornin Coffee With An Old Boomerfag

G’Marnin!!! As usual I’m on the porch this morn, a cranky, irritable old dink starting his day off right!!!🤬

Snivellers, perverts, whackadoodles, howler monkeys and hoople-heads 

are strongly advised to pass on by.

Keep yer hands where I can see ‘em.

Those of you with maturity, a triple digit IQ, and a sense a humour are

invited to stay. You two know who ya are!

But you better keep ya hands where I can see ‘em too!

Bungholes!!!!

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

The Reclusium Retard Epistles

Herein lie the scholarly thoughts and assembled tomes of the great and powerful scholars of the old world. The following paragraphs, verses, annd epistles are for adults only. Specifically, only Chuds, Wanks, Stubfarts, Incels and Retards may enter, and only with the permission of the Odiferous Oracle Of Ontography. They are expressly NOT for children, the deluded, the perverted or the profane, puppies or kittens.

Viewer discretion is mandatory.

The Obsolete Stubfart: How’s My Replacement Working Out For Ya….?

Oh. Oh no. I guess my day is over, huh? Turn up the sound. Enjoy.

I might be able to match the tone and bouquet… but the pyrotechnic smoke effects? Lighting farts takes more courage than I have. AI claims another talented writer! Woe to the world! 

How’s it goin’ y’all? Are you all worried about AI replacing you too? The socials are lit right up with all the world’s self proclaimed authors and artists just worried sick about their future when AI does better work than they do. They’re declaring a holy jihad against AI slop as if human slop is any better. 

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My daughter once fancied herself an artist. Her specialty was fantasy fiction illustrations featuring dragons and Avante Garde gay anime. The problem was all the other creepy degenerates in her tribe were doing the exact same dreck. All AI is gonna do is add to the cesspool. The gay artistes are all worried that AI will devalue their work… when their work had no real value or merit to begin with.

Unlike fart-blogging, I suppose…😆👍

I shouldn’t be such a dink. Her creepy skull forked girlfriend had a modicum of real talent… but real artistic talent is not a high commodity item. There’s tons of it around -if you have the coinage. Even at their best the two dykes were hopelessly short of the top talents out there. They have far bigger problems than AI… but whadda I know?

Literature has been similarly pozzed with human slop for at least 20 years. Our current authors all seemed to learn to write in a “workshop”. Everything is derivative, and all they can do is race and gender swap characters and they think that makes their work legitimate. Or they sprinkle in faggotry and feminism and call it a masterpiece. AI can do that easily. By contrast, WL Emery can write a story that goes from boring to insane faster than a jet fighter plane taking off an aircraft carrier catapult. 0 -150 kts in less than 3 seconds. All you can do is hang on and let him fly the plane. This is what is sometimes called, “spark”. AI doesn’t have it. Call it inspiration or talent if you like. And therein lies the flaw of AI. Great art and literature starts with a great question. What if we could create life? Check Frankenstein out. What if we could shrink ourselves down to the size of microorganisms? Inside surgery, maybe, a la The Fantastic Voyage... Great literature is sparked by great questions.

We don’t know what that spark actually is. In humans, we know exactly where in the brain that your visual sense gets processed. Ditto for your sense of touch, smell, hearing. But we have no idea where central processing is or how it works. It's where the brain questions. It questions itself, it questions God, it questions nature. For now, it is pure unadulterated hubris that we can put that in a machine. At best, AI is little more than a mimic or a highly intelligent parrot. So I suppose if you are an uninspired bird brain posing as an author or an artist… then…yeah. Maybe you should be worried about the parrot!

HAR HAR HAR!😆👍

AI is a tool… and if you insist on letting it do your thinking for you… you will regret it. There’s no shortcuts. Wielding a tool is the same as wielding a weapon. You have to know when, and when not to use it. It can get you into very deep trouble if you let your tools do your thinking for you. In the very near future, AI is going to crash airplanes, spacecraft, derail trains and drive cars into crowds. And like guns… people will blame the machine rather than the idiots using it. I’m not ready to abandon smart technologies yet… but I’m getting there. If I do pull the pin, the phone and iPad will go first.

Go ahead and replace ME, you arseholes!

I DARE ya!!!

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On a personal note… I’m still around. I have no idea what my intentions are with this blog. I’m getting older and feeling older. I am becoming ever more convinced that violent revolution is in the offing. The stupids are being used by the greedy to make war on the normies and everyone is seeing it now. Pretty much all the institutions are pozzed and in the very near future, if you obey and play by their rules… you’ll be a sucker and will regret it. I don’t think people will be able to run away and hide in the country and go off grid and survive by gardening. As for me…I’m too old and fat to run. I have no real interest in the outrages and morality plays coming out of Clown World, other than to ask, “When does the shooting start?” Someone be sure to wake me up, eh?

But I am glad somebody is watching. 

Cheers, you guys! Cheers! And thanks for dropping by!

Filthie