Welp, our gun confiscation program up here is going swimmingly well by all accounts. I personally bagged up all my handguns, duck and deer guns and assault rifles and mailed the lot to the Firearms Centre in Mirimachi where I trust that they were all safely shredded and then melted down into slag.
I now keep my valuables and car keys in a convenient bowl by the front door so that if I am culturally enriched by a passing home invader - all the loot is right there and criminals won’t have to come further into my home looking for it.
And I lovingly, trustingly placed my fate and complete trust in Canadian law EnforceMINT! 😇👍
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I’m beginning to think that surrendering all my firearms was a huge mistake. 😆👍
Jesus Christ. What a clusterfuck. There is no situation so bad that adding a few cops won't make it worse.
ReplyDeleteReally took too long to open up on the bitch, did she have to kill some poor bastard before they did anything? Running over the cunt a couple of times was a nice touch though! Wondered why there were so many cops standing around but then I saw it was at a Tim Hortons, I guess they were protecting the important assets
ReplyDeleteEvery interaction with the fuzz in the last 15 years has proved to me that standards have fallen so far that it might be me that gets rousted if I make a call to them about some crime witnessed. To those 'frontline' members that get pissed at how difficult the job is I recommend you quit and find another form of employment.
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You royally screwed up. NEVER send yer gun to the Gov't, they'll LOSE it! Like you should have, dummyhead! Sheeesh.
ReplyDeleteWow. The whole thing was a Charlie Foxtrot right from the beginning. There was a crazy woman wandering around a parking lot stabbing cars and they didn't even have their lights flashing? People kept driving through the scene because, you know - it was a parking lot and they weren't warned that something was going down.
ReplyDeleteThe cop who jumped out of his cruiser while it was still in gear was just the icing on the cake.
Oh and Glen - come on down to Florida. You don't need all those jackets in the Gunshine state, and I think you're actually required to have guns or something ...
ReplyDeleteIf not Florida, take a hard look at South Dakota. I think they're all armed and dangerous one way or another.
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