Meanwhile, Elsewhere In Canada…

Welp, our gun confiscation program up here is going swimmingly well by all accounts. I personally bagged up all my handguns, duck and deer guns and assault rifles and mailed the lot to the Firearms Centre in Mirimachi where I trust that they were all safely shredded and then melted down into slag.

I now keep my valuables and car keys in a convenient bowl by the front door so that if I am culturally enriched by a passing home invader - all the loot is right there and criminals won’t have to come further into my home looking for it.

And I lovingly, trustingly placed my fate and complete trust in Canadian law EnforceMINT! 😇👍

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I shouldn’t be such a dink. I’m a fan of the rank and file cops. They have an impossible job even at the best of times. I got way better things to do than taunting and critiquing some poor slob that’s having a bad day and is just trying to do his job. But… Lookit this, fellas! You have a small squad of equipped officers and several squad cars… and you couldn’t handle a 110 lb. deranged moslem chick with a knife?!??

I’m beginning to think that surrendering all my firearms was a huge mistake. 😆👍