Scoff as you will, you knuckle dragging, raw meat eating
savages. But this is REAL, and it’s happening RIGHT NOW.
Enteral ventilation is an emerging approach to treat respiratory failure by delivering oxygen into the body through the rectum using an enema-like procedure. This technique is inspired by animals that can breathe through their intestines and uses an oxygen-carrying liquid, such as a perfluorocarbon, to temporarily provide oxygen to the bloodstream and allow the lungs to rest. While animal studies have shown promising results and early human trials have demonstrated the procedure's safety and tolerance, it is still in the early stages of
Oh great all you need is a match. A whole new meaning to explosive flatulence
ReplyDeleteStay healthy G, cuz next time you get this proceedj!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
I am looking forward to it! 😆👍
DeleteAt some point, just let me die.
ReplyDeleteNo chit eh..?😆
DeleteIts an oxygenated liquid that transfers to your blood stream. The spent liquid would have to flush back out. There was discussions and papers on this in the 90's. One had the person suspended in the liquid and absorbing it through the lungs to increase ability to work at higher pressure depths.
ReplyDeleteI suspect you would need a full colon flush prior to doing this procedure. You want colon and intestines clean to maximize the contact area for gas exchange.
Exile1981
sounds like a shitty situation...
DeleteI wonder how well they would pay for trial subjects ... I could use some help breathing, some extra change would be helpful, and my old lady says I already talk out my ass ... this can't be that much more difficult.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't this interfere with butt-chugging one's beer?
ReplyDeleteHey filthie did you know it’s the Full Beaver Moon tonight? Don’t you have one of those critters on your coin in Canada? I bet you might have a fun play on words with the name. Maybe a rank meme
ReplyDeleteSo convenient ... when I go swimming, I can gargle at the same time ...
ReplyDeleteThis is nuts, and I DO NOT want to meet the research team.
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