Friday, June 27, 2025

I’m Going To Kill Someone 🤬

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"


I’m not joking either. 

I deep sixed The Bitter Centurion and I’m seriously considering Borepatch now. If any of you want to dare my wrath and lightening fast Tupperware Rifle… feel free to make your mistake in the comments. Apropos of nothing at all… now would be a good time to say goodbye to Pete and Cederq. 

😔😔😔😔

9 comments:

  1. Start with this loser first please Glen. https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-ends-legal-battle-to-avoid-covering-surgery-for-non-binary-resident-who-wants-a-vagina-while-keeping-a-penis

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    1. Umm, I think this individual would like the option to go fuck itself available at need, or upon suggestion. That, or be ready to accommodate all takers. Not really sure of the feasibility of this plan. But The Government seems willing to underwrite this dodgy experiment, so as not to appear mean or something.

      JerseyJeffersonian

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  2. Then this thing next please https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1938282792778961172

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  3. What? I didn't do any thing! Or in your vernacular, dindu nuffins...

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  4. You can't fire me, I quit!

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  5. It’s not “mostly lettuce”. It’s shredded CABBAGE, ya maroon.

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  6. I can't see if this is tongue in cheek or not, but I'll just say this. I don't ever look at someone's "list" of blogs they recommend. So if you want to take someone off your "list", I could not care less.

    I swear, some of you web loggers need to take a step back. You think a LOT more highly of yourself then the rest of us.

    Go ahead and ban me, who cares? My first and last comment, probably my last visit as well.

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    1. This is all in fun, S. And the only reason I pick on these guys is that they can’t beat me up over the internet. Rest assured that if I were in striking distance of these guys - I’d be much more polite and respectful.

      Probably.

      Maybe… šŸ˜‚šŸ‘

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    2. Will call the waaambulance for you Sweedie grow some balls and a sense of sarcasm and don’t be such a woosie.

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