I’m Going To Kill Someone 🤬

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

I’m not joking either. 

I deep sixed The Bitter Centurion and I’m seriously considering Borepatch now. If any of you want to dare my wrath and lightening fast Tupperware Rifle… feel free to make your mistake in the comments. Apropos of nothing at all… now would be a good time to say goodbye to Pete and Cederq. 

😡😡😡😡