Choose Your Weapon

 So here I am - half past midnight, had a nightmare, pooped the bed… and I’m up typing on the innernet because it’ll awhile before my circadian rhythms kick in and I can go back to sleep. 

It was horrible. I dreamed I was that fag from a couple years back. He was that goof from the FBI or LAPD that went to the crapper and emptied his pockets to clean up afterward and get his everyday carry squared away - and then left and forgot his pistol and left it behind. What a stupid dream! Can’t remember if that guy got fired or not. Or if they ever recovered the firearm. 

I suppose that’s what happens, though, when these tiny pocket guns get so light and comfortable that they just become too easy to forget they’re even there. It’d be bad enough to do that as a civilian… but as a cop? You wouldnt live that one down i don’t think…

So - whadda we got on the menu here? I am curiously indifferent when it comes to backup guns. I’d be happy with any one of those in the pic. But… a compact CZ75? Yeah… I could fall in love with that. I don’t do 9mm… but if I did, and had to do it seriously with a modern gun - the CZ75 or the Browning Hi Power would be my pick… but I wouldn’t bitch if I got stuck with any of the plastic guns I suppose. 

If you’re buying… any one a those would make an excellent gift for your friendly neighborhood crime-fighting stubfart.

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