The late Uncle Bob proclaimed that men were the true romantics
and to be fair he had a lot a ammo for his argument.
But in these days of sexual equality such things must fall by the wayside.
It’s time for the ladies to step up.
The depth of your love will be measured by the ordnance and
calibre. I have a helpful list to make precisely the exact statement
you want to make, ladies:
Glock, 9mm: I hate you and want a divorce. Yesterday.
Luger, 9mm: My love for you is timeless.
S&W .44 magnum: I hope I made your day!
Colt 1911, .38 Super: Your wife is a goddess. Act like it.
Colt 1911, .45 ACP: My love is eternal.
Feel free to add yours in the comments.
I think the ladies should pay for dinner out today too.
❤️
Ruger Mk1.......your hands are soooo skillful
ReplyDeleteBFR in .45/70........your hands are sooooo strong
Colt Dragoon in .44.......and at your age!
Baby Browning in .25.........no compensating necessary
Browning HP in 9mm.........you should see a dentist
Makarov in 9x18..........from Russia with little money
Automag .44........flared poly leisure suits might come back
HK USP in .45acp.......careful on the ice, old pervert
Hi-Point, 9mm: Though we are desperately poor, nothing can break our love.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day Glen & Mrs. Filthie. Eddie.
ReplyDeleteMany men have stopped looking at most modern women as viable partners and instead see them as a parasitic presence that feeds on their money and their peace. Relationships are in decline in the west because of women, not men. More specifically, liberal feminist women have poisoned the dating pool and driven men to voluntarily walk away from the traditional dating scene.
Evidence of this can be seen in the lack of male participation in dating events across the country. Singles mixers in every major city are reporting a flood of female participants and a lack of male attendees. Event organizers are giving up. Men in the US are not lonely so much as they are deliberately avoiding exposure to western women. Men who have the means are going overseas to countries with more traditional cultures in the hopes of meeting women who are not infected with feminism; women who actually have the capacity to put family above their own immediate desires. This movement of men is often referred to as "Passport Bros" and it is driving liberal women insane. In fact, they are traveling to foreign countries because the women in the west are considered low level and not worth dating. Young women in the US are viewed as the worst possible prospects for a happy future - Prone to avoid having children until much later in life (if ever). Prone to high rates of divorce. Prone to be combative and unstable. Prone to put themselves and their short term happiness over the happiness of their families. As another Valentines Day passes us by, the state of relationships and dating in the US is growing bleak. Men are giving up and women continue to suffer from an over-inflated sense of value. The ultimate solution to the decline is obvious: Put an end to feminism and recognize that a certain level of "patriarchy" is necessary for the survival of the species.
I took my wife to a gun show today on Valentine’s Day. She didn’t complain. That’s how good a wife I have. Yours sounds like a keeper too Filthie.
ReplyDelete"Love your neighbor until his wife comes home" Jim Morrison Kent from Whitlerville
ReplyDelete50 cal. BMG bolt action. "I want you to be the mother of my "children".
ReplyDeleteXM556 microgun - "I will vacuum the entire house on your birthday and take out the trash."