The late Uncle Bob proclaimed that men were the true romantics
and to be fair he had a lot a ammo for his argument.
But in these days of sexual equality such things must fall by the wayside.
It’s time for the ladies to step up.
The depth of your love will be measured by the ordnance and
calibre. I have a helpful list to make precisely the exact statement
you want to make, ladies:
Glock, 9mm: I hate you and want a divorce. Yesterday.
Luger, 9mm: My love for you is timeless.
S&W .44 magnum: I hope I made your day!
Colt 1911, .38 Super: Your wife is a goddess. Act like it.
Colt 1911, .45 ACP: My love is eternal.
Feel free to add yours in the comments.
I think the ladies should pay for dinner out today too.
❤️
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