Terd Ferguson sounded the alarm at 5:02 am and I sprang from the bed, did a midair somersault and landed right in my sweatpants! With moves that would make Fred Astaire green with envy I waltzed into my hoodie and slippers. Scooping up the smiling pocket dawg - I fluidly rode the bannister downstairs to the first floor, deposited the pup into his playpen - and sailed into the kitchen and started the coffee - all in one perfectly choreographed move!
Goooooood morning you old miserable manky Monday morning miscreants!!! 🖕😆👍
Then I artfully pivot and sail over to my swanky Zenith ultra modern combination maple liquor cabinet and high fidelity AM/FM AND phonograph record player…and put on some more cheerful music… and loudly shit my pants!
Thusly inspired - I stack another 45 onto the record player!
Mondays. Treat them with caution, and if nobody does anything stupid - we just might all get through it!
Best a luck to us all!
Cheers!
Filthie
Inspirational!
ReplyDeleteAfter that amazing rendition of your Amazing start to Monday morning. I surely must wax my bannister and do likewise.
ReplyDeleteWonder what’s on the flip side of that 45????
Play it Loud Brother!!!
Thanks
Burton
I'd definitely be her Fonzanoon slave
ReplyDeleteNice Turd Ferguson reference there Glen. Norm MacDonald on Jeopardy as Bert Reynolds aka Turd Ferguson. RIP Norm. Eddie
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