Terd Ferguson sounded the alarm at 5:02 am and I sprang from the bed, did a midair somersault and landed right in my sweatpants! With moves that would make Fred Astaire green with envy I waltzed into my hoodie and slippers. Scooping up the smiling pocket dawg - I fluidly rode the bannister downstairs to the first floor, deposited the pup into his playpen - and sailed into the kitchen and started the coffee - all in one perfectly choreographed move!
Goooooood morning you old miserable manky Monday morning miscreants!!! 🖕😆👍
Then I artfully pivot and sail over to my swanky Zenith ultra modern combination maple liquor cabinet and high fidelity AM/FM AND phonograph record player…and put on some more cheerful music… and loudly shit my pants!
Thusly inspired - I stack another 45 onto the record player!
Mondays. Treat them with caution, and if nobody does anything stupid - we just might all get through it!
Best a luck to us all!
Cheers!
Filthie
Inspirational!
ReplyDeleteAfter that amazing rendition of your Amazing start to Monday morning. I surely must wax my bannister and do likewise.
ReplyDeleteWonder what’s on the flip side of that 45????
Play it Loud Brother!!!
Thanks
Burton