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Because some stupid old stubfart saw them, lost control

of himself - and gobbled the bloody lot!!!

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I’m hurting. I figured I’d just gobble a little bit during the holidays… but I can’t stop! My metabolism has changed too. If I push Ivan’s stick to green feeds - I’m not kidding, either: almost no fats, a tiny bit of protein (200g/day)… getting my carbs from veggies… I stall out around 200 lbs.  That’s still 15 lbs over where I want to be. 

Soon I’ll be back to my old self. No need for a Kill-Dozer - I could beer belly bop that thing into the middle of next week! All I need to do is dress up in armour plate and waddle through town, crushing my enemies beneath me…

I gotta get back on the wagon… FML…🤬