Fergie is still with his mom and blind with his left eye just beginning to open.
He’s about two weeks old. But he gets around good already.
He will be trained to hunt, kill, and eat dangerous senior delinquents like
Cederq, Chutes, and Don.
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My crime fighting Dawg Patrol Team is now back up to
snuff.
When this malicious shoe-eating murderous monster
is ready for his new forever home…
I will be ready too.



As long as he is with you, he will never be the ugly one.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations they are worth their weight in gold.
Fitty
He’s a cute little bastard Fitty!!! ππππ
DeleteHow can a cute puppy be adopted by someone that would make a full garbage truck back up on it's own volition?
ReplyDeleteI have to ask, are those slot like openings in those plastic fantastics there for the toe jam funk and scaling skin cells to escape?
ReplyDeleteMan that puts an smile on my mug! Good for you G, got yerseff a real cutie pie right there!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
I know those round holes on the top are for feet funk smell to vapor away.
ReplyDeleteThose are battle tested Combat Crocs, the official nighty-nite time footwear of the Navy Seals, SOCOM, and the Royal Canadian Reddish Green Berets you fag!
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Soon you’ll have one of those on your throat and you’ll be begging me to put you out of your misery!!!
Well, that poor dog has your physical constancy that is apparent.
DeleteCongrats. I love dogs more than most humans. Best part of my day is when I pull in the drive to see wagging tails through the door. And yes, my wife's as well.
ReplyDeleteLove the croc crack
ReplyDeleteAww, rubber chew toys, how nice of you.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Glenn! He’s already adorable.
ReplyDeleteI wish you many years of dog farts, long walks, and pillow stealings!
How did you choose his name and what breed is he?
A partner of a certain tractor manufacturer and I share the same surname. His company initials are MF. The pups’s initials will be FM.
DeleteIt”s a foolish play on words and sadly, this is what passes for humour among retarded stubfarts.
He's going to be a wonderful critter. Fergie the Wonder Beast!
ReplyDeleteWhat, are you going to tell us what she is or make us wait-n see?
ReplyDeleteJust so Cederq is the first to go I guess it doesn’t matter.
Hrrrrm… that might be a great idea for a blog “guess the mystery breed” contest and sweepstakes…. ππ
DeleteGood on ya, getting another mutt is always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteBattle hardened crocs, like their owner.
Adorable overload! As far as the Crocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDZvaIBJ6OU
ReplyDeleteWell the markings are either rotty, doby or a black and tan hound. Im guessing its a rotty. I found a doby pup rock climbing years back, couldnt tell what he was till he was about 3-4 months old, he was maybe 8 weeks when i found him, someone abandoned him, WTF man? Dumb ass people out there.
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