Sunday, November 23, 2025

Blog Sweepstakes Contest: Guess The Breed

 



The newborn future King Fergus sleeps peacefully… for now…


I’ve had a few inquiries about the pedigree of our latest member of the Dawg Patrol team. Can you tell the breed? Hint: he IS a purebred, as are both his parents.

Guess correctly and you could win a catered luncheon prepared and presented by the internationally renowned chef: me! Glen Filthie! The contest winner will be wined and dined at the stately Castle Limegreene, enjoying a meal fit for a king: pickled eggs, Brussels sprouts, my signature Fromage Au Cottage, franks n’ beans and toast! Desert will consist of some artfully prepared leftovers from Halloween and Thanksgiving!



Retards, fat chicks and liberals are not eligible to participate.


Enter your best guess in the comments below to win! Good luck! 😊👍

8 comments:

  1. Ugh. I made the mistake of scrolling too far and saw those crocks again. And my mind went right back to the smell. And my stomach purged, again.

    I’m guessing FM is a Rottweiler. My brother had one. She turned out to be an awesome dog (after a long 2 year “puppy stage”).

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    1. Rotts and German Shepherds. You'll HATE them for the first two years. Then they'll be the best dogs you EVER had!

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  2. Based on the legs and girth, I am going with a corgi.
    Fitty

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  3. I am going to guess a Rottweiler. D

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  4. Well it appears that my post started this contest and I’m going with my initial thought. She’s a Rottweiler.

    When the day comes for her to take down Cederq whatever you do don’t let her chew on that leg of his with the infection.

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    1. I don't have an infection, I have a venous ulcer and it is not infectious or has any communicable pathogens. Doofus.

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  5. I though german shephard myself but i kind of took you for the Labradoodle kind of guy.

    Exile1981

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