Y’know I used to think the only thing that kept me from being a kick-ass war fightin’ Marine like General Aesop was the fact that I was too chicken and craven.
Do Marines even get PTSD? I honestly don’t see how they could! Good gawd… I think I’m getting PTSD after seeing that!
I’m ready for a rubber room, a great big tub of lithium, and maybe a straight jacket. I’m gonna have nightmares about this.
Triple chins, side and back boobs, more rolls than Michelin Man....it can accomodate a platoon at a time, a company every twenty minutes, a battalion an hour. All that dead skin and fungus even tastes like crayon, with a hint of roadkill. Jarhead heaven!
ReplyDeleteMarines will phuque anything!
ReplyDeleteThat's just somebody's big toe wearing glasses.
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy. Even that creatures eyelids are fat.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that Tiny is single and looking
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