The evil robotic cyber-jews that are secretly running JewTube (and the rest of the world) continue to lull me into a state of bovine contentMINT. They show me vids of happy campers, successful fishermen, intrepid stubfart motorcycle travellers… the kind of topics that divert my keen powers of observation and deduction - while they pursue their fiendish liberal social experiments and relentless agenda of world domination and damnation!!! I am powerless to resist!!!
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The evil algorithms are on to me. Just when I’m about to get off my fat ass, grab up my lightening fast guns and Do Something About It… I am fed a calming, soothing videeyah that distracts me with young hotties - and food!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…
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I’m going to have to go straight into the mouth of the cat on this one, fellas. I’m going to go on OyTube myself and do sammich vids! Instead of a cute looking bubble gummer that comes out and makes old farts think about things they shouldn’t… I will come out in a stained tank top, stinking of BO that you can smell even over the innernet… and present you with YOUR sammich! If this doesn’t make you want to kill people and violently overthrow the gubbimint… then you’re a lost cause!
The future belongs to men that can eat and thrive on food like this!
Become ungovernable!!!
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