Friday, September 19, 2025

Gone Again…




Off again… dunno what wifi or hot spot will be like when we get there. You know the rules: if ya never hear back from me again - assume it’s all Cederq’s fault and punish him accordingly. Chutes gets my guns,  Pete gets my scotch collection (i peed in one of ‘em) … and most of all: no rude jokes at my expense in the comments while I’m gone.

If ya don’t hear from me - have a great weekend and as always: thanks for dropping in. Hold your dear ones close.

🖕😊👍

Filthie
 

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8 comments:

  1. CederqSeptember 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM

    Well damn, my brother and nephew and me are going camping for 7 days in a PROPER travel trailer that sleeps 3, use to sleep 6 but I remodeled and we are gonna have fun and not be anywhere close to a computer, it will be refreshing! It will not be my fault if you are demised and never found and I do inherit your guns because I have taken the most vile and degusting attitude from you and by rights granted by your king I am recipient of all your bang sticks.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM


    "Planning War Against Fascists" - Socialist Rifle Association Boasts 10,000 Members
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/planning-war-against-fascists-socialist-rifle-association-boasts-10000-members
    Canuks? Fags for certain!

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM

    "Have fun storming the castle !!" :^)

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  4. PeteforesterSeptember 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM

    Well, if there's any consolation, Glen, if you do "cross the bar" as us Coast Guardsmen say, you can rest assured that your mummified remains will be found at some point, as there is NO WAY a woodland creature would consider you fit to eat!!! You can bet that if you DO kick the bucket, God and the devil will be on a Zoom call asking each other "What the HELL do we do with this one???"

    Go for a complete cutaway from the phone and the 'net and enjoy, Glen. Just piss on some trees so the hounds will be able to find you!

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    1. TexsonSeptember 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM

      I gotta' feeling the hounds will zero in on his shorts and then re-calibrate their olfactory system on the tops of his croaks, er...huh... crocs. Men with short barrels dont shoot far.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM

    Hi Glen,
    I just saw your comments on Borepatch's site about phone security. Unfortunately no-one can post there without signing in to Google. Can you ask him on my behalf what he thinks of Rob Braxman's secure phones? Is it marketing fluff or do they work?

    Thanks,

    A

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM

    Latest news: a Scientific Study I just invented has found that certain combinations of unwashed male saddle sweat combined with superabundant flatulence commonly caused by surfeit of chilli, franks, boiled eggs, campfire coffee, cheap stogies and sippin' whiskys closely mirrors the Sasquatch mating hormone, and is said to be irresistible to enormous hairy bipeds starved for intimate exertion.

    Updates as we fabricate them, stay tuned.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM

    Update: they disovered a geographical feature disguised as a dog. The rumoured Sasquatch is lost in the fur forest on the K9 Butte, last imagined descending the south col between two spurs in the direction of the reentrant of no return, address unknown. The varmint seems to have lost the original scent, an olfactory signal to noise error for which it is hoped the thing is grateful.

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