The New Bumfights - Canadian Division

 

Back in the day of the original Bum Fights I was known and celebrated

as Box Car Filthie and I ruled the Heavyweight Hobo Division.

My final bout was with an ethnic named

the Brown Splash.

Long story short, he faked me out with a left, and like an idiot - I went for

it! Then he got under my guard and finished me off with a flurry of

rabbit punches! I got pounded so bad - I was forced into

retireMINT and never fought professionally again.

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Now the new bum fights are between …Karen’s!?!?

And all they do is screech at each other and

hold up traffic?

Oh, Canada…

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