NOT Fed-Poosted

 

The Stubfart-O-sphere is all over the doings 

on Flimp Island, where only the little girls have

the courage to stand up for themselves.

The only problem is the population disarmed itself.

Self defense is going to be quite different for everyone on Flimp Island.

So rather than fed-poosting, it might be high time to discuss improvised and traditional edged weapons? I gotta say… that little lady’s brace of weapons are a formidable choice. She can easily hold her own against an unskilled, unarmed foreign tosspot. Our vibrant friends and visitors from the third world fear and respect edged weapons. But these are close quarters weapons and that is nasty, dirty business. Most of the R&D on these weapons has been done eons ago. I might suggest the little warrior might be better served by a faster swinging tomahawk or spontoon rather than a hatchet. Kitchen knives will work, but a stiletto would be less likely to get hung up in ribs or bone. Some thought would need to be given to concealment for the weapons too. She’d need a day pack for those tools. But…whadda I know? I’m not a knife fighter. All I know is that you want to get as much iron into your assailant as fast as possible. That’s a bad place to be for any little girl.

What about stand-off weapons? Archery comes to mind…maybe the quarter staff? There used to be a saying that went “fear not the gun”. I guess the best weapon you have is between your ears - provided it’s loaded.