Instead of having unsavoury and unwholesome drag queens reading for children at the library… they should have a story book hour for old guys.
I have dreams like this.
Maybe have a nap time afterwards…? Make it so that if you make it through without pooping the sheets - ya get a tasty treat!
I’d totally eat it - and so would you, you lying buggers!
😂👍
Errrr… maybe with a little Frank’s Red Hot, maybe?
Without 'prune jelly' I would never even consider an bite of that!
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I'll take a slice ... I'm gonna need some mustard though.
ReplyDeleteThere'd better be cheese in that stack. Pity the bystanders when that gas bomb goes off.
ReplyDeleteThe wieners need to be burnt, to be edible. Or is that some kind of effed up Commonwealth thing. Raw dogs? Maybe camping and you're stoned, lazy, hungry, drunk.
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