Judge Filthie presiding! Now then - what have we here?
Case DISMISSED!!!
Ham is a member of the bacon food group and therefore
inadmissible as a flatulence causing fart food.
It’s entirely possible that side dishes like boiled cabbage, sauerkraut, broccoli
or other indigestible plant matter caused this brief flatulence flare up.
If anyone needs me - I’ll be in my chamber dining on
some 15 year old pickled eggs.
See ya in 2028!
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i do love me some pickled eggs. the 20 year old ones at the front door of the mini marts here in the deep south are the best. but i do make my own.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe this guy is for real. If I were the judge, I would make him into a laughing stock in the courtroom. Shame him unmercifully for being a retard in public.
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