Judge Filthie presiding! Now then - what have we here?
Case DISMISSED!!!
Ham is a member of the bacon food group and therefore
inadmissible as a flatulence causing fart food.
It’s entirely possible that side dishes like boiled cabbage, sauerkraut, broccoli
or other indigestible plant matter caused this brief flatulence flare up.
If anyone needs me - I’ll be in my chamber dining on
some 15 year old pickled eggs.
See ya in 2028!
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