The hottest wings I ever ate were at a greasy restaurant 100 years ago in Dreadful Vally with Skinbag. They were deceiving to look at - the wings were grey. I will bet dollars to donuts though - that they weren’t as hot as the ones here. These hale and hearty men handled it with true professionalism (unlike Skinbag and I did). Later Skinbag barfed down the side of my truck… and I had a Chernobyl-level dump the next day that nearly incinerated his toilet. As we all know, the logarithmic Rectum Scale tops out at 10. By my conservative estimate I’d say I hit 17!
Gawd… now I want chicken wings for supper! 🥵
The hot wings eating lads resemble Cedric, Phil and GA alot!
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