So if I’m understanding that garMINT right… it snaps together in the crotch? Howd’ya pull the tab without getting a fist full of hair?
And - dear gawd, when did I turn into such a filthy old man? I really need to focus my declining intellect on staying regular, keeping my feet out of the lawn mower, and STFUing and keeping out of the way…
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Doncha know, Filthie? Shaved, barren bushes are all the rage now. Not my personal favorite, but I do get by with fewer toothpicks.
ReplyDeleteThese days, the odds are far better than even there isn’t any.
ReplyDeleteabout 20 years ago or so, had a girlfriend who wore one of those things. her birthday gift to me was a cold beer and a hot time.
ReplyDeletethe bottom snap works real easy as I remember. after that bit, it like pulling skin off a squirrel. haven't thought about her in years. but she was fun.
I know this inquiry might be going against the Filthie direction in trying to get them off, BUT, when she's snapping that thing up ... is it a dangerous as a guy zipping his pants up in a hurry?
ReplyDeleteIf you're not dead, then you're a "guy" and you notice young lovelys.
ReplyDeleteIt's hardwired in. If you don't notice, you're either dead or "that" part of your brain quit.
There's no problem with "noticing" and the occasional thought of lust. The problem is obsessing or acting on the lust.
If I weren't married and if I could convince her she would enjoy an evening/night with me, I'd do it. That would a be fun bucket list item to check off, though I don't expect it to get it checked off. Hmmm, it's not even on my check list...never mind.
I like pelts. Foraging in the jungle for the prized 'Bean' is choice!
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When I was young and about, those snap crotches worked great! "Send me in coach! I don't smoke!"
ReplyDeleteLooks like you could peel it from the top down, if you were worried about it.
ReplyDeleteThou art from The Devil Tempting my eyes with such lasciviousness.
ReplyDeleteSo that's what they mean when they call it a SNAPPER?
ReplyDeleteThese new models are usually without fuzz and smooth! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteWow! Yes please! DG
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