Yesterday I was as useless as tits on a boar and a complete waste of skin! I shat the bed and woke up with the best of intentions but I sat down in my chair with a pitcher of coffee and my breakfast and decided to watch a little TV before starting my day. And I discover an old series from 100 years ago called Caprica - and despite myself I started binging on it. It was a precursor to the Battlestar Galactica series … and it was awful! It was basically a sci-fi soap opera: society was run by faggots, freaks and women. The guys were all flimpy beta-male types (except when the script called for heroism), the women told everyone what to do…and somehow society worked well enough to sustain an interplanetary empire. The heroes (antiheroes?) were two bubble gumming raging hormonal bitches…or maybe their families that had to cope with their antics? I found myself fascinated by it, and what it said about the people that wrote it. The bad guys were all proto-Christians that believed in one God and were always scheming to blow up the world and kill everyone. For some reason it struck an odd nerve in me. I grew up in a family of progressive shitlibs and at the time that series aired… “wokeness” was just starting to become a mainstream thing.
At 2:00 PM I woke up in my chair with a start - the Niglet had fallen asleep on my feet and my flippers were going numb. We tumbled down the stairs and she went out to pee and then we went for her walk. It was nice and warm out and the grass had dried out enough to mow…and finally I went after some of my chores. I was just finishing up when Kevin - my neighbour - leans over the fence and gives me a friendly insult by way of greeting. He’d had a few beers and we started to chit-chat. He’s a nice guy and our dawgs get along well. 10 minutes later his wife comes out and gives us both murderous glares. “You need to get your shit together!!!” Raychel hissed at her husband.
Whoa.
I wanted to find a place to go hide and die of embarrassment. Kevin’s wife is a bipolar banshee and they fight a lot. But Kevin ignores her and beerily keeps blathering at me and the next thing ya know - the old shrew is giving me the death stare too. When I could get a word in edgewise, I told Kevin I had to get back at it and went and hid in my shed with my machines out of sight. Kevin went in the house and I could hear her tearing a strip off him and screaming at him. He’s like I was, once upon a time. Instead of murdering his awful wife… he drinks his face off. I used to drink to keep me from visiting my family with an AK47. I always listen to him when he talks out of sympathy. I’m probably one of the few people that listens to him at all.
To this day I still marvel that I was able to get off my own planet Caprica with its horrible women and their endless head games. I can see why Eve ate that apple too. If only she looked as good as that gal in the pic, eh? Eve may have eaten the apple…but Adam was the one that soaked his nose and his heart in a glass instead of doing anything about it. But - what can you do about it? We have no control over anyone but ourselves - and even that is tenuous at best. It makes me realize that I’m spoiled and I bitch way too much. I got off lightly, all things considered. Some guys have it infinitely worse. I’m kinda glad I don’t have to drink to cope anymore. It’s easy to look at another man’s lot and say, “You need to prune some cankle blossoms from your life” but the pain and hurt in doing that goes off the scale. Not gonna judge Kevin or feel sorry for him… he’ll figure it all out one day, something that works for him, maybe. There but for the grace of God go I.
Whatever works for ya - smile and run with it.
Modern, Commie, social engineering has ruined women and the family structure.
ReplyDeleteI only have 2 friends couples that are still long term married. Once a couple divorce, they seem to drift off.
Marriage is one of the Institutions that the Satanic, Commie, pedo, cheating, parasites Long Marched through.
If you read the BG lore the humans built the cylons as mechanical slaves and they turned on the humans. Pretty sure the cylons are punishment for the wicked ways of the humans.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair i loved the original BSG, i only made it through the 1st season of the reboot before i hated the characters as weak and faggoty. Never watched the prequel.
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I don't mind your colorfully written bitchfest. Im just sorry you have a reason for it. Clouds in the skies of life.
ReplyDeleteCaprica was a dead loser. The only thing worse than the sets and the acting was the writing. SciFi shows were scarce back then, and the producers and sponsors weren't all that bright, because if they were they wouldn't have produced the opener.
ReplyDeleteI've watched a few couples in action. Mostly it was the guys chasing skirts that caused the problem, but there's two sides to that quarter. One couple that I knew from the dance business ended with a bang after something on the order of fifteen years of matrimonial hardship. He was teaching his student the horizontal mambo in the back room on the couch, and the old ball and chain walked in right in the middle of it. A cat fight followed, along with a divorce. They had two teenage kids, both of which were arrogant little snots. Anyway, the old ball and chain ended up testifying at the other woman's divorce. Eventually, the new couple got hitched and left town. So, you know, that's that.
Waking up some morning and finding yourself in a bad relationship is tough. You can try sitting down with each other first thing in the morning when everyone is, we hope, sober, and trying to hash out a solution. You can also try counseling, but it generally doesn't work. The real solution is to get a new place, then get her out of town while you pack up and leave. Or, if you're married, find a vindictive blood-sucking female attorney and do what she tells you to do. And that, as they say, is that.
Yup. It only got one season. I probably wouldn’t have watched it had I not come from a family of retarded liberal morons that think like the characters on the show…
DeleteYa can’t ruin a series like Caprica - as you say the writing IS terrible. This morning I was trying to wrap my head around the fact that I DID watch it… clearly men like us are not the target audience.
DeleteSo…the plot is basically two girls that are moral and intellectual superiors. Their relationship with their parents are strenuous. So they are perfectly justified in treating them hatefully, and driving them from their lives - after a TON of guilt tripping, ultimatums and drama. They reject their parents and make them sick with worry. Toward the end the parents realize how righteous and virtuous their daughters are and how they needed to be guided by them and listen to them.
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Jeebus… where have I seen that plot play out before…?
> . . . find a vindictive blood-sucking female attorney and do what she tells you to do. <
ReplyDeleteFighting fire with fire WL - I like it. A lot of these shrews get off on the arguing and using the system to destroy their man. Using another woman >who knows ALL their dirty tactics and how to beat them< is probably the first time in their lives they've faced an equal opponent who is several steps ahead of them.
When I was single, back in the 2005's, I got onto the newest way to meet girls - internet dating. I was ashamed to tell anyone where I'd met these girls I was dating. Very much ostracised for it by my mates & family.
Looking back, funny how it's all the rage now, and they all have profiles saying something like "sick of the games . . . blah blah blah". It's the women that are playing all these fricking games of which they bleat. FFS.
Notice, especially with female comedians - they just are not funny. Everything is largely focused around sex. Much advertising for their products features one slim, attractive woman with two male models competing for her attention. We really are predictable.
ReplyDeleteThat image looks like the cover of a porno. Not that I'd know what that would look like . . . . *whistling innocently as I walk away).
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