Hey Mike how’dya like a Dead Baby cigar? Chutes? Pete?
JFC I hate what this country’s become.
But ya never know!!! If only one pregnant woman gives up smoking cigars
because she saw a dead baby on the package…
it’ll all have been worth it, right?
🤬GRRRRRRRRRR!!!🤬
And if that doesn’t scare ya straight…
…there’s a li’l leaflet in the box!
Lookit the happy street shitting pajeet and his clipper girl friends!!!
I’m ever so sure that they’re happy they don’t smoke cigars anymore!!!
I want to be just like them!!!
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I’ll say it again: when the current order falls into civic chaos and
anarchy reigns on the street…
I am going on a friggin’ killing spree!!!
The health Nazis will wish they were never born!
If cigars are killing babies, maybe the women should try smoking cigars instead of swallowing them or doing whatever they're doing with them.
ReplyDeleteThat's my brand, and I will not be deterred by some ugly or gruesome packaging!
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I have a local cigar shop. It has thousands of cigars in the humidor and I spend $40-$50 a week on stinkers. They have small bar with knowledgeable bartenders that make appropriate drinks for your pleasure. Very gentlemanly atmosphere. No dead babies. Sometimes I wonder if we all live on the same planet.
ReplyDeleteAn operation like that would be illegal in Canada. I wonder how much of it goes on underground?
DeleteIt is true! There are cigars out there that will put a baby in the ICU.
ReplyDeleteI recommend the other cigars. The tasty, smoky, meditating cigars that improve mental health with each puff.
Roger that! They kill the engineered spike proteins and accompanying, self assembling nanobots, while the nicotine enhances testosterone. Add Ivermectin for added cancer killing and other benefits.
DeleteI'm pretty sure it's the pipe and cigar enhanced testosterone that caused Glens manly chrome dome.
How do you make a dead baby float?
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...Two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby!
Ooooh, that's dark funny.
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