Apparently we need to redesign the urinal so that guys like General Aesop, Pete, and Mike - don’t get wet when they use it. Supposedly… Conventional urinals are prone to producing a “splash back” effect.
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I dunno how statistically valid a urinal study is when it’s based on a sample population of tards… but it seems to me this is all a function of technique and angles of incidence. If ya get too caught up in play time and ignore your bladder - well of course you’re going to have a solid head of pressure when you get to the pissoire. And if you cut loose with maximum flow - and it hits the back of the urinal at a solid 90 degree impact…you’re gonna get splash back. If ya aim down a bit… the splash is also angled downward and stays in the pot rather than spraying back at you.
I want a urinal for my shop downstairs but can’t afford one. But - because I’m a gifted marksman… a coffee can should suffice, eh?
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Well hell, I gotta use 1/4 of a viagra now just to keep from peeing on my shoes
ReplyDeleteI have a 2 ft gap between the shed and the garage, nothing there but overgrown weeds and some trash, out of sight and out of mind. Plenty good for taking care of business, #1 only. No splash back unless one hits some of the trash at an odd angle.
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DeleteMe too! Great minds think alike! I just gotta remember not to do it down at the playground. That’s 30 days in the can if JL catches you … 😂👍
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ReplyDeleteWorked just fine!
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Ahhh… the desert rose…! 😊👍 We should set one up down at Dawg Island…
DeleteShopvac works fine. Think of yourself as an astronaut.
ReplyDeleteA coffee can? General Asshat says you could use a teacup and have room left over.
ReplyDeleteBuddy - I can fill a shot glass from 15 ft. away. Many a time the General has guzzled the legendary Filthie high ball: The Wakīkī Bomber!
DeleteErrrr… best not to say anything about it to him though. It’s a sore point with him…
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Thanks for the shout out.
ReplyDeletePSA, don't put it away too quickly, or you will experience "residual" running down yer leg, on the inside of your pants. Heed the voice of experience. Don't stink like piss, old man!
'Remember those pisser strainers that had basically dartboard patterns with the highest point value at their centers? I was told it was scientifically proven that they reduced backsplash to a minimum. I wonder why I don't see them anymore...
ReplyDeleteSeen in the bathroom in a US Coast Guard aircraft hangar in Kodiak, AK: "Those with short stacks or low backpressure; please taxi closer..."
I have a lot of big trees on my property, why waste good well water. The world is my urinal...
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Good riddance! F’ You Tranny! Take Neil Young and Joni Mitchell too please.
You never know the amount of splash until you pee in a urinal and you are wearing short pants
ReplyDeleteDeacon in Louisiana
Ever seen movie "The Full Monty" ? I reckon that "Nautilus" urinal is made for women to pretend they are men & try to pee standing up into a trough. That movie lifted the veil on female behaviour !
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