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Ughhh. Ever cut a fart that was so rank - it wakes you up in the middle of the night? There’s something deeply wrong with being woken up by your own gas. Odder still - the wife and the Niglet are sleeping through my shit storm peaceful as can be. They’re both alive - because they’re snoring like 747 jet engines.
Oh, great. The wife just shit herself in her sleep. And the Niglet’s trying to take my side of the bed.
FML.
Gonna be a looooong night…😞
I've awakened myself with the THUNDER of a well rendered fart as much as the malodorous attributes. As to such a thing causing a canine to relocate that's both impressive and disturbing at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI do hope all ignition sources were disabled in the room and you have the anti-static sheets on the bed.