Friday, April 18, 2025

All Of Your Blogs Are Belong To Us

I see the obscure, obsolete old stubfarts are beginning to see the potential of AI. 

The fact is that I’ve been all over this for months. Figure I may as well come clean: the following bloggers are all dead: Cederq, BP and ASM, Tiny, General Aesop - FAH! Suffice it to say I’ve kilt all the tard and Stubfart bloggers - and set up their AI replacement to keep churning out content. All that monetization is now going straight into my vast crypto account! KA-CHING!!! HAR HAR HAR! 

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Ya never even missed any of ‘em, didjya? How long before the fiendish Dr. Filthie replaces you?

I periodically get bit by the analogue bug. Years ago I was seriously considering investing in a classic high end stainless steel chronometer. I’ve always wanted one and bought a good cheaper version to test run one to see how it fit into my lifestyle. Until I retired I was a ver punctual man but my job forbade the use of fancier watches. I always ran expendable quartz digitals. I got along with mechanical analog time pieces but now consider them a pain. My watch is a bulletproof top tier Mudmaster and it’ll probably be my last watch before I shuffle off this mortal coil and go where time does not matter… some things can be replaced by modern tech, some things can’t. I still shoot and love black powder guns.

For now, my blog runs on steam, pneumatics, hydraulics and internal combustion. I think I’m gonna keep it that way until I get completely obsoleted by AI too. 


7 comments:

  1. I'd appreciate if you would not group me with that low sucking, middling intelligent scrum of individuals. I am alive and plan to remain that way until I don't, but I will not embrace or use AI. I have trip wires placed, so a few selected persons will know it is not me and to avoid the blog.

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  2. We now declare thee The Steampunk Stubfart.

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  3. I think an AI presence has already obtained firm purchase on the mind of Mr. Filthie. About now, it's walking down a dirt road, kicking horse turds and talking to itself.

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  4. All the Aye Eyes are, at least, Satan adjacent. Loosely affiliated by the company they keep. Mixed with ALL the other Satanic influences, a very good teacher, propagandist, influencer for (((Their))) side.
    If you know how to defend against its nefarious ways, it can be used like a computer/calculator.

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  5. "Internal combustion"? I'm sure you've eaten a lot of paint chips in your time, but I don't think your flatulence is anywhere near that bad. Otherwise the wife and the dog wouldn't have made it this long.

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  6. The one blog that I miss the most was Ole Remus.
    I wish that we could still hear his opining.

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