Thursday, February 27, 2025

Teenaged Mutant Killer Turtles


Dont those things bite?
I mean …like HARD…?

I have long extolled the use of tactical turtles in combat, and
I’m glad to see my convictions taken seriously 
by the squaddies…

2 comments:

  1. We used them as anti personnel mines back in the days of the first turd™ reign!

    Chutes Magoo

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  2. I've got a desert tortoise in the corral. He's about 65 years old and weighs over 45 kilos. I can hand-feed the thing. He follows me around like a little kid, and covers ground faster than anyone would think possible. 'Doesn't bite at all, unless he takes too big a clumsy bite out of what I'm feeding him.

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