Retard Mystery Sound Effect Game: SPLITCH!

 

Greetings, my fellow Emissaries From Heaven! I hope your morning is going well and your workday is fast - but not TOO fast! If time permits, pour another cup of coffee, or maybe go out for a quick smoke. Or just take a breather - and play our game! 

You hear a wet, squishy sound - SPLITCH!!! Whatever could make a sound like that? 

Answer is below the fold!

Watch your footing out there today. It’s warm, so all the yellow snow is starting to melt, the old frozen dawg land mines are starting to soften… and there are many other horrible things that could make a sound like that. Let’s be careful out there.