When a retarded stubfart tells ya to follow him for more useful advice - don’t do it!!!
When it comes to angry women your fate is in the hands of
The harpies furies…as we all know…Hell hath no fury.
I am one of only 6 men in the world today with a happy,
functional marriage. I am at a loss to explain this. It literally somehow
survived against impossible odds.
Perhaps it is that the world seeks to crush the magical and
miraculous?
🤔
I work with a lot of guys and hearing the horror stories of their marriages makes me happy for my positive marriage. I tell my wife often that i'm glad she is sane.
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It helps when both of you are COMMITED. And no, NOT committed to the FUNNY FARM!
ReplyDeleteHit 50 years this summer. I still see her 20 year old face when I look at her.
ReplyDeleteOne of six, eh? Well I claim spot #2 then. It'll be forty years, next May 4th.
ReplyDeleteForty three years come this May. I still love her like when we were courting. Maybe it's because we met in church.
DeleteWon't lie, we've had some rough years and serious talks about divorce in the past. But after 30 years, I think we're both scared shitless of the current dating market, we're used to each other, and too fucking tired most evenings to fight. I guess that counts toward putting the work into a marriage, right? Still, we're better together than apart.
ReplyDeleteYeah, my marriage was phenomenal - until she hit menopause. Now I’m in the same space as Don. She’s “F.I.T.H” much of the time, and then her hormones balance for a while and she becomes human again.
ReplyDeleteYou survived so far. I was married 34 years when the old lady detonated our marriage.
ReplyDeleteSome fortunate guys here, some might say lucky.
ReplyDeleteEven though I don't believe in luck, I'm one of the luckiest guys ever. We got together in '76, married in '79. We've had a few periods, but as I told her at the last one, "I took a vow, for better or worse, I'm staying! We have to adjust our attitudes to make this work! Remember how much training, adjusting and pain we've gone through. Wanna be single? Wanna start over?" Turned out attitude adjustments were the best option. So yeah, I'm a lucky phuqen bastard, still, happily married to my feisty, wasp waisted, big assed, red headed, Viking wench!
Married at 18 to my 17 year old (pregnant) bride in 1976. My dad gave us less than a year. We're still here.
ReplyDeleteTo this day (I'm now 78) I am fully convinced that my past marriage went bad when we got married. We lived together for about two years, and it was some of the best times I ever had: probably something in the wedding cake. Who knows? Been with my current partner for about 30 years now - never married and it's been a good ride. Both got drunk one-time years ago and jumped a broom....something about a tradition for 'some people' down south...
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