Friday, February 21, 2025

Sage Advice From Your Elders



When a retarded stubfart tells ya to follow him for more useful advice - don’t do it!!!
When it comes to angry women your fate is in the hands of
The harpies furies…as we all know…Hell hath no fury.




I am one of only 6 men in the world today with a happy,
functional marriage. I am at a loss to explain this. It literally somehow
survived against impossible odds.

Perhaps it is that the world seeks to crush the magical and
miraculous?
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5 comments:

  1. I work with a lot of guys and hearing the horror stories of their marriages makes me happy for my positive marriage. I tell my wife often that i'm glad she is sane.

    Exile1981

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  2. It helps when both of you are COMMITED. And no, NOT committed to the FUNNY FARM!

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  3. Hit 50 years this summer. I still see her 20 year old face when I look at her.

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  4. One of six, eh? Well I claim spot #2 then. It'll be forty years, next May 4th.

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  5. Won't lie, we've had some rough years and serious talks about divorce in the past. But after 30 years, I think we're both scared shitless of the current dating market, we're used to each other, and too fucking tired most evenings to fight. I guess that counts toward putting the work into a marriage, right? Still, we're better together than apart.

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