I recently spied my hero and role model - Larry The Cable Guy (does anyone even do cable TV anymore?) - and he got a job at a Japanese restaurant and got fired for making hot dawgs instead of disgusting dishes of tentacles and sea food.
So I decided to try and channel my inner clipper and take a shot at “oh no giri”. Ya get some sticky rice and plop it down, make a crater in the middle and fill it with stewage or tuna salad or what have you. In this case the wife had made a really thick soup that ate like a stew so I used that.
Then ya put a layer of sticky rice over it, shape it into a triangle and wrap it in sea weed. I failed Basic Shapes at Retard School…but they are kinda sorta triangle shaped…
But then again I won’t be working in a high end 5 star Japanese restaurant either. Maybe I’d have done better if I’d had some talent and adult supervision.
maybe fried in butter, better yet, beef tallow, wrapped in BACON (seaweed?BLEEARGHH). Otherwise, why??
ReplyDeleteYou can't go wrong with Tex-Mex or So. Cal.-Mex. Tennessee Mex is miss (learning) take corrective lessons in ordering, re test, give up, try another disappointing Mex restaurant, repeat. It's not feasible, but if I could, I'd cruise back to the old hometown, El Cajon (the box, in Mexican) and just revisit the unending Food joints and a couple real restaurants, gain 10 or 20 pounds and die happy.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, visit friends!
Tex-Mex is easier to cook. Just add some fried beans and wrap everything in a tortilla. There you go.
ReplyDeleteIll pass on the japanese fish cakes, they literally sell them in every convenience store, same as koreans. Wonder why you get in a closed space with japs, koreans, pakis and especially indians the whole place smells like either fish, kimchi or ass. What goes in comes out several ways, one being your pores and skin. Ill keep the fish for bait.
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