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Up here in the frozen oaflands of Canada, colds and flus are a fact of life. Some are worse than others. None a this shite actually works; and if it does it’s just reverse psychosomatic variants of the placebo effect. But whatever… if it makes ya feel better … do it.  

Last night I pooped the bed in the wee hours and was doom scrolling over at Blab - and some demonically possessed lunatic was spouting off about garlic stewed in honey…. GAH!!!!🤮

Apparently it can cure the flu, scurvy and rickets, improve yer sex life and prevent cancer. I don’t care if my teeth fall out, my skin turns yellow and my dink falls off - I ain’t eatin’ shit like that. 

I found that Contac C could make life a little bit easier. Buckley’s sometimes, maybe. Chase that with 4 fingers of Cardhu and hit the racks. There are no short cuts through the cold and flu or anything else for that matter.