I never got into home shopping because whenever I was ready to click the mouse and “add to cart”, my emotional abuse animal - Mort The Schnort - would get his nose or head under my mouse hand and push up. That was Pyrenees for “Pet me, you smelly hairless monkey!”. Outside of that I am so cheap and thrifty that I no longer buy on impulse much anymore.
But I guess Flapz got into the scotch and was talking with the gunnies and lost control of himself.
I can’t help it. I am green with jealousy and envy because I always wanted one too. Problem is I have a bow, dozens of unfletched arrows and all the junk stored away down in the reclusium … and it sits around gathering dust. I’m so lazy now. I have all these wonderful toys to play with but…I dunno. The gumption to get up and go play with them is gone. It wouldn’t make sense for me to buy one. But Flapz is on a secluded acreage now and can target shoot right off his back deck now if he wants. I think he paid a smidge over $500.00 and change Canukistannie.
If I were to jump in… this’d be the heart throb for me…
I've got this one..https://www.archerybusiness.com/crossbow-review-barnett-hyperghost-425
ReplyDeleteIt uses proprietary bolts and is fun as fuck fast. Scoop included! Got it at CrappyTire several years ago before the price jumped several hundy! Stay armed frens!
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Yeah I was hoping I could set him up with bolts because I have dozens of new bare arrow shafts I thought he could make them from… but I think his bolts are 6mm diameter? Theyre odd looking things…
DeleteRule number one, keep your thumb well below the rail
ReplyDeletePlease don’t ask me how I know. A simple internet search will take you down a rabbit hole called “amputation.”
Fun? All the doo dads on it making it easy for anyone? Sounds boring.
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