I was just cut right up by Nutflix yesterday. The Niglet and I were snoring and farting in my easy chair having a siesta when I woke up. I look on TV and they are running an ad for some garbage product I couldn’t care less about - but the actors in the commercial cracked me right up.
In one couple, there was a pretty little yellow lady (like the one above) and her ‘husband’ was a nog - and I think the casting dept got him right out of a Waffle House chimp out or a Popeye’s… the guy looked like a thug even when he smiled. Y’know honestly speaking? The yellows HAVE to be the biggest racists out there of all the breeds. I’ve seen the odd whites and yellows pair up, but I’ve never seen them pair up with blacks or browns. But on good ol’ Nuflix - we’re ALL different! We’re ALL the same!!!
There was another couple. The woman was white, flat chested and hatchet faced. She smelled like Chardonnay, kitty litter and loneliness right over the TV. But…OMFG… he had to be the greasiest, brownest street-chitting pajeet I’d ever seen! HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR! He smelled like BO, curry and feces right over the TV! HAR HAR HAR! Oh yeah - there’s another typical normal Canadian couple too…!
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I wonder what’ll happen to all the half breeds and mystery meat when the inevitable race wars begin?
An asian chick with a black dude is about the rarest thing you'll see around these parts. I did see one couple out in the wild a few years ago. I was at a shitty chinese/thai restaurant and they were waiting for a table. BTW - if it's a combo Asian place - chinese/thai/sushi it'll normally be full of palefaces, like this place.
ReplyDeleteI noticed them because it's rare to see a cute Asian with an augie doggy negro, and the because she was chastising him for taking her to a chinese place. "So you assumed since I was Chinese I'd like to eat at a Chinese place" Apparently a first date not going well.
I lived in Colorado Springs, CO for a while, and the military has bases there. Every so often you'd see a black man with a Vietnamese woman, and ninety nine out of one hundred didn't speak English. They had hooked up in 'nam, and she's here with him.
ReplyDeleteAround Columbus, OH you'll see a black man with a white woman, but there are two varieties. One couple is a pavement ape with a piece of jailhouse tattooed trailer trash, complete with black eye, stretch marks, muffin top and stroller with a crotch goblin in it. The other is a well-dressed, physically fit black man with an equally well-dressed white woman. Sometimes they have a child, most times not. One such couple lives in my neighborhood and that man works hard for his money.
Makes perfect sense... as long as he's a senator, and she's a chinese agent...
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