Guten morgen everyone! Eichst ze beichst der riegenhaggen!!!!
Yesterday I got the call from Donald Trump and was appointed the new Fascsism Czar. It's a great gig! I get to go round beating up the enemies of the state, wear a swanky uniform, and carry a Luger for mundane and informal executions! It's awesome!
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