Mechanical Noggers

 

My good buddy Elon is at it again! He’s going to be making the Optimus series of humanoid robots to wait on you hand and foot!

$30,000.00 huh? What would a biological slave cost? You’d have to feed it, room, board… but it’s like anything else with high tech - there’s always the possibility of a highjack, eh? Your mechanical servant could start listening in and monitoring your speech and activities. Some rat faced jew could pack him full of explosives and have him explode while he’s massaging your back or mixing your drink! 

Of course nowadays it’s a cliche - a dystopian future, brought to us by mechanical monstrosities. I am old enough to remember when something like this would be viewed as a Good Thing. Optimus would be pictured helping the old lady out with the household chores, or pushing the mower while you dozed in a hammock in the backyard.

It’d be nice to be this hopeful about the future again.