As your much-loved tyrant Roman Emporer - Cassus Filthicus - I realize that if I don’t pull up my socks and get cracking… my place in the history books will be taken by fags like Marcus Aurelius, Tacitus, and Virgil.
My grandmother - who was a fount of free advice - said, “Never offer free advice! A smart person doesn’t need it, and a fool will never take it!”
I therefore submit the following, for you to dismiss as common knowledge or ignore as you see fit!
And that’s how you became a lonely, wine guzzling
cunned stunt that lives with a cat…
I’d rather do it right the first time but that’s just me.
People usually don’t plan to fail - they fail to plan..
Ahhhhhhhh…… 🤤
Harrrrrrrummmmpppffff!!!
Yup. The queers, the commies, whores, fornicators, pornographers…
😞
…and I have the shiner to prove it! 👍
That one might be food for thought?
Guccione: Yes Helen, that's your script.
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