Monday, September 30, 2024

The Filthie Philosopher-King

As your much-loved tyrant Roman Emporer - Cassus Filthicus - I realize that if I don’t pull up my socks and get cracking… my place in the history books will be taken by fags like Marcus Aurelius, Tacitus, and Virgil. 

My grandmother - who was a fount of free advice - said, “Never offer free advice! A smart person doesn’t need it, and a fool will never take it!”

I therefore submit the following, for you to dismiss as common knowledge or ignore as you see fit!



And that’s how you became a lonely, wine guzzling
cunned stunt that lives with a cat…



I’d rather do it right the first time but that’s just me.
People usually don’t plan to fail - they fail to plan..




Ahhhhhhhh…… 🤤 




Harrrrrrrummmmpppffff!!! 

Yup. The queers, the commies, whores, fornicators, pornographers…

😞 


…and I have the shiner to prove it! 👍



That one might be food for  thought?

6 comments:

  1. Guccione: Yes Helen, that's your script.

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  2. I'd rather vote for a prez that had a couple of failed businesses than a commie.

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  3. Thanks for the reminders, Glen. Some of us have leaky memories.

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  4. Hey, Helen was a hottie with fabulous tatas when she was younger.

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  5. You left out those ever-so-meaningful scribbles on your boobs that make you so smart and independent and just awesome too Helen. Sadly there's always some filthy monster hunter out there who'll say anything she wants to hear, just to get a piece for a brief slump buster.

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  6. Helen Mirren - Mirren has openly stated she supports Israel and is a Zionist: "I believe in Israel, in the existence of Israel, and I believe Israel has to go forward into the future, for the rest of eternity ... I believe in Israel because of the Holocaust."

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