Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Might Actually Be An Improvement… ?



The Japanese seem to have no problem with it. In the morn they don’t make the bed - they fold it up and put it and the blankets away. It seems a quite reasonable arrangement. It would make it much easier for elderly cats and dawgs to get in and out too.

Of course the Japanese gun laws are absolutely stupid. If I understand them correctly you can’t even have a Leatherman - it’s off to jail if you’re caught with one. I dunno how they stand for it…? Mind you…maybe the lack of diversity has something to do with it? 


7 comments:

  1. Sorry, but us old crippled old farts would never get off of that bed even if it was on fire. We would just lie there and grimace whilst we cook.

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  2. I'm single. That's how I live. Sometimes I fold it up, sometimes I make it up, but most times my bed is just like it is now - unmade.

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  3. If it weren't for women, there'd be a lot less broken stuff to fix as well!

    As for the Japanese, it's easy to get a monoracial, monocultural group of people moving in the same direction, especially when they're taught from birth that the Emperor is a god on Earth.

    I hear the Leatherman thing is also an issue in England. Seems only MOOSELEMS can carry blades,... and rape the women,... and...

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  4. I lived that way for quite some time, it was great, I called it the 'duffle bag lifestyle'. That's where I learned to roll my Tshirts instead of folding. Hehe!

    Chutes Magoo

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  5. "If I understand them correctly you can’t even have a Leatherman - it’s off to jail if you’re caught with one. I dunno how they stand for it…"

    Seriously ?

    Japan has a long reputation for high quality cutlery, made with precision and high quality materials. And the Japanese populace are forbidden from owning them ? Jesus !

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    1. I don’t think they’re forbidden to own them. They aren’t allowed to walk around with a blade of any meaningful length. Not sure what was the precipitating incident, but there was a series of high-profile stabbings in Tokyo about 20y ago. Which was about a month before I forgot to put my pocket knife into my checked luggage and got caught trying to take a 3” folding Buck knife through security at Kansai International Airport. Long story short(er), three uniformed guys, two carrying M4’s, appeared in under 60 seconds and escorted me to a back room. Oops.

      As to the sleeping stuff. I slept on a Thermarest pad for 6months. (In my house, not behind a dumpster, you assholes.) It wasn’t so bad.

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  6. My 1st (and only apartment), my bedroom was exactly that. A 3" thick foam cushion on the bedroom carpet. Like Mad Jack above, I rarely did anything like folding the bedsheets. That was 1992 and it was much easier to climb up to my feet than it is now.

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