FILTHICUS: ARENA OF BLOOD

Welcome back to the Blog Of The Gods, Sons of Rome! 

After a hard day of toil to advance the glory of your house, your city, and (Yours truly) your Emperor… what is it a man most desires? Would you like a detailed listing and account of how our currency is worthless? Or that your leaders are pedophiles and degenerates that seek sport with your children? Or how our enemies are gathering in overwhelming numbers and preparing our demise?

Or would you like a beer, a loaf of bread and some bloodsport to hold the day at bay?!?! I thought so!!!

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Today, brought thousands of miles from the darkest corner of the earth: the man-killing machine the plebes have named Africanus!!! Today he faces a feathered demon from the scorching plains and grasslands - a nameless, flesh eating monster that is the king of his domain 1000 leagues to the south! Rise to your feet, brothers - and hail the monsters that have come here to fight and die on the sacred sands of The Arena for your amusement!

Geeeeeeeeeet ready to RUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEE!!!!

Well…shit. That sucked.

I guess the empire can’t even put on a good fight anymore…

 

Sorry about that everyone! I guess you’ll all have to go back to the salt mines, the slime pits and slavery…while me and the anointed overclass go back to our cups, our harlots and diversions! Just another day in the eternal city of the most glorious empire!

Enjoy your day, slaves! 😂👍

Emperor Depraven Flatulii FILTHICUS

Son Of Gods

King Of Atomic Particles

Biggest Of Cheeses