Sunday, May 12, 2024

Imagine That…


 

I think I read somewhere about how it works. Ya dress up in ya finest, the ladies get a bouquet of flowers or lilacs, they climb into the machine and ya go to sleep and never wake up. It adds about $20k to your funeral costs if I remember correctly.

How much ya wanna bet that the people at the front of the organ recipient line up - are all politically connected fart suckers and carpetbaggers? F that!

If I ever find myself having to punch out, I will go down to the park with a cigar, a flask and a fist full of pills . Ideally I’ll do it on a hot summer afternoon and will begin to rot and putrify by the time the meat wagon shows up. I will be smiling down from heaven as some poor slob tries to wrestle my bloating corpse into a bag…





2 comments:

  1. Non-consent DNRs in US hospitals, and organ harvesting in china, south america, ukraine, etc...now the canucks from euthanasia are big money.

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