Wednesday, April 17, 2024

When The Monkeys Get Too Old Too Dance…

Looks like Old Man Melonhead was trying to lecture the crowd on politics and they told him to shut up and play some music instead. He got so damned mad, he stormed off the stage in a rage. I guess his handlers got some Ovaltine and Metamucil into him backstage… and he was able to come out finish his song set.



72 years old and still looks like a punchable faggot…

Y’know I’m an old fart too and I don’t get it. These old geezers don’t know how to go away. I’ve seen the same thing with Springsteen, Madonna, Neil Young… most of the fans may have started to politely ignore them and only other old geezers (like yours truly) get pished off with their antics. To the kids it’s like watching Montgomery Burns and the Kaiser Of Germany exchanging cheap shots.

GAH. I shouldn’t be so harsh I guess. It seems to me that the oldsters really start going to hell in their late 60s and 70s. That’s a very broad generalization of course… I know elderly people that are sharp as tacks until the day they die. But others really start to go into decline around the 70 mark. They think they still know it all, that they’re on the ball and with it…and they’re really out in La-La Land.

I’m struggling with my 81 year old mom again. I want to tie her into a chair and beat her to death with a lead pipe but JL and his fuggin Mounties are watching me and told me I’ll get the same treatment when I get arrested and thrown in jail! HAR HAR HAR!!!

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There but for the grace of God go I. My slide into irrelevance started back when I was in my early 50’s so I suppose all that rot about retards in glass houses applies. 

I hope that unlike myself and John - you all are with it, aware, and on the ball. Have a great Humpday and thanks for dropping in.

Filthie 




12 comments:

  1. When I hire somebody to sing, I expect them to sing, not talk.
    They can do their talking on their own time.

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    1. Yup.

      I think ol' John and Bruce and Neil have to look at their fan base too. The kids they used to rock are all grown up now. Back then you could get away with telling them what to think and forcing a little liberalism down their throats.

      But now they're all old folks. They bought houses and took out car loans and mortgages, they had to plan for the prosperity of their kids and pay for educations and save for retirement and normal middle class people eventually get mugged by reality at some point.

      The optics of a rich, geriatric rocker singing the praises of another rich, moronic geriatric like Joe Biden that spent half his life preying on kids...? It's not a good look anymore for anyone...

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  2. I went out to see Albert Cummings a few days ago. It was a good show, but Albert is showing signs of high mileage.

    Me, I don't go to a concert to listen to the headliner pontificate about DIE, BLM, and White Lives Don't Matter. I can get plenty of that on any street corner downtown.

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    1. I will have to check him out…

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  3. I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this way. I have debates with family members who don't see the problem with these once successful singers returning to the stage. I on the other hand think they should go away with dignity-they had their time, now leave. I heard people ripping on Springstein because of how old he looked on stage. I hear Garth Brooks is returning.

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    1. Yeah I get depressed looking at them with their sags and wrinkles… it reminds me of my own…☹️

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  4. Hey now, that ain't true. We told you if you didn't stop exposing yourself at West Edmonton Mall, we'd have to bust out the water cannon on you for the sake of National Security.

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    1. I was wearing a Speedo!!! When I tried to lift up my gut to show them I got beaten with Billy clubs and taken into custody!!!

      If only I could find a cheap, sleazy lawyer with no morals to take my case and represent me in court…😞 I’d sue the lot a ya’s and that’s a fact! 😑

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    2. That's because one of the guys mistook the potato you had stuffed in your crotch as a weapon. Honest mistake, really.

      Tell ya what....if I find a sleazy lawyer who will work for stale donuts, I'll be sure to send him your way.

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  5. Back in the day, one could separate the artist from the art... except for Hanoi Jane... In the case of J.C. Menstrualcramp, it's time for the artist to separate HIMSELF from the art...

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  6. The reason they never go away is because they can't quit. Saw an interview with Bob Dylan, where he slipped up and answered truthfully when asked "Why don't you retire?" He couldn't, he "signed a contract with...The Deity." MOST of them have, I was horrified to find out even my sweet, generous, Dolly Parton is Satanically captured. MAYBE, ALL my old favorite Rock and country bands from the 60's-80's are also. I read an article a few months back that explained how one jooguy with all the connections (starting several decades back) set up everybody in rock, country, metal, rap, hip hop and everything in between, to set them on the path to money and fame.
    All institutions have been contaminated, at all levels. Yet good folk work there too.
    Damn, coulda done without THAT bee in my bonnet. My Social Credit Score probably just got dinged with some extra terroristerizing points for that little out burst. Y'all probably got some onya, sorry, not sorry. Everyone needs to tell (((Them))) to phuque right off! Isn't it a Canadian thing to add 'right' in there?

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  7. In this photo, Mellencamp looks a lot like that other douche-nozzle, Tim Robbins.

    - WDS

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