I’m all suited up in my polyester Lesiure suit, smelling of Aqua Velva and Brut cologne at 2:00 PM. Chutes Macgoo is behind the bar, polishing the glasses and trying to ignore Jack as he snores with his head down on the bar. My only competitor in the place is Cederq who is rocking his corduroy slacks and puffy disco shirt. He’s putting his moves on a bored looking bar fly. Pete can be heard loudly barfing and retching in the back alley. Happy hour is still a ways away… so why not put on some mood-setting music to while away the time?
Don't forget the plaid bell bottoms and the Elvis Bossa Nova is the bomb track. Huuhh! Almost 90 degrees again and the hot mommies were out bending over by the school picking up spawn in sundresses, even Shananay in yoga pants with some junk in the trunk. It almost made my pee pee harder than a ten pound bag of jawbreakers. Once a bud's sister put on a lingerie show and I had a pup tent going and didn't even care, someone really likes my outfit is what she said and damn did she look good in that dayglo pink bathing suit. Yummy!
What I found hard to believe was that, Cederq was even wearing clothes at that time of day. Oh well, underneath his wife beater was stained with coffee and 3 day old cream of wheat. And his boxers have skid marks in them.
Don't forget the plaid bell bottoms and the Elvis Bossa Nova is the bomb track. Huuhh!
ReplyDeleteAlmost 90 degrees again and the hot mommies were out bending over by the school picking up spawn in sundresses, even Shananay in yoga pants with some junk in the trunk.
It almost made my pee pee harder than a ten pound bag of jawbreakers.
Once a bud's sister put on a lingerie show and I had a pup tent going and didn't even care, someone really likes my outfit is what she said and damn did she look good in that dayglo pink bathing suit. Yummy!
Mr. Filthie- brother, that would be a sight to see!
ReplyDeleteWhat I found hard to believe was that, Cederq was even wearing clothes at that time of day. Oh well, underneath his wife beater was stained with coffee and 3 day old cream of wheat. And his boxers have skid marks in them.
ReplyDeleteJust plain Wheaties Death...
DeleteTan corduroy slacks they are! A bright blue disco shirt and platform shoes... styling!
ReplyDeleteWelcome home, Mr. Filthie. I missed you....
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