Ah, come on, a little Borax soap and a cup of bleach should remove that memory and you can go back to wearing second hand thrift store rejects! I knew you would!
When I fresh outa high school, I drove a pickup by myself thru Mexico to jungles of Belize. While in Belize, attacked by "Montezuma's revenge". For two months, I could shit and not even break stride. Thought about taking a drawstring off a tobacco pouch and rigging it up to my asshole. Learned if fortunate to make it to a shitter, would put both lids up and reach down into the water to pat the little darlin' clean.
Never trust a fart after 50!
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Only worn once (To Taco Bell)
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Remember that the next time you sleep on a motel mattress.
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Does the buttcrust cost extra?
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Don Quixote was a fag, Jimmy Dean is the best.
Ah, come on, a little Borax soap and a cup of bleach should remove that memory and you can go back to wearing second hand thrift store rejects! I knew you would!
ReplyDeleteI just discovered Oxy-Clean… I have a beloved boonie hat that looks like I wiped my arse with it…and I got ALL the embarrassing stains out of it.
DeleteI recommend earth toned clothing for just this reason…
When I fresh outa high school, I drove a pickup by myself thru Mexico to jungles of Belize. While in Belize, attacked by "Montezuma's revenge". For two months, I could shit and not even break stride. Thought about taking a drawstring off a tobacco pouch and rigging it up to my asshole. Learned if fortunate to make it to a shitter, would put both lids up and reach down into the water to pat the little darlin' clean.
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