When women go fishin’ for compliments… it’s probly best to be somewhere else! They carefully don’t show the part where the young fella gets beat to death with a fry pan. Back in the good ol’ days, me, Uncle Bob and Quartermain would argue if this was a classic case of shit-testing.
My ex-mother-in-law golfed my ex-father-in-law in the head with a lamp while he was asleep during/after an argument. Remember, you gotta go to sleep sometime! This guy had better sleep behind a locked door for a while.
Ex, eh? Let me ask you, A…is that kind a crazy hereditary? Did your ex have it too? I hear the squaddies mediate the risks by sleeping in flak jackets and steel pot helmets…🤨
I'm thinking spoof, there's lot of that shit on the internet. Otherwise, he's just as stupid as I was 40 years ago. Only then I didn't have a nice looking girl like that. Spent a lot of lonely nights.
My ex-mother-in-law golfed my ex-father-in-law in the head with a lamp while he was asleep during/after an argument. Remember, you gotta go to sleep sometime! This guy had better sleep behind a locked door for a while.
ReplyDeleteEx, eh? Let me ask you, A…is that kind a crazy hereditary? Did your ex have it too? I hear the squaddies mediate the risks by sleeping in flak jackets and steel pot helmets…🤨
DeleteThat dumbass is way too ignernt about women. Unless this is a spoof, he's in for some (indefinite) time of steep learning curve.
ReplyDeleteDead man walking…
DeleteI'm thinking spoof, there's lot of that shit on the internet. Otherwise, he's just as stupid as I was 40 years ago. Only then I didn't have a nice looking girl like that. Spent a lot of lonely nights.
DeleteThat was hilarious.
ReplyDelete"BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!"
I’m predicting a violent divorce…
DeleteHe must be new.
ReplyDeleteDarwin and Murphy will not forgive him his inexperience. In modern relationships innocence and truth are no excuse…
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