Yesterday me and the little niglet went into the big city to see the vet. Hannah has an ear infection and she’s been skidding her arse in the cool refreshing snow a bit so I figured they better look under the hood and check her ears and bum.
She got some ear drops and her bum is fine for now and I asked the lady if I could get her on the weigh scale. That little ankle biter came in at 78 Lbs!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! I don’t think you need another treat lard ass!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!
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Turns out Hannah is made out of Dark Matter…it’s so dense on the atomic scale that one pound of it weighs 1000 lbs! HAR HAR HAR!!! But… I shouldn’t be a dink. She almost killed me and big Mort with her flying tackles when she was a pup. What blew me away was her recommended weight…70 lbs! She’s supposed to be heavy!
The late, beautiful Macey M weighed 60 lbs and change and she was a big dawg:
Well… not everyone can be slim and beautiful like me. She’s only 8 pounds over so…that’s not bad. With the snow tapering off and spring on the horizon we’ll be walking a lot more so that’ll help us both out a bit.
Glen Filthie- you are a fat boy! I bet you have to hold your arm out to tell if you're walkin or rollin! (I'm so fat I can't tell if my shoes are on the right feet.)
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Good to see the old Buds, take care
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