Herein lie the scholarly thoughts and assembled tomes of the great and powerful scholars of the old world. The following paragraphs, verses, annd epistles are for adults only. Specifically, only Chuds, Wanks, Stubfarts, Incels and Retards may enter, and only with the permission of the Odiferous Oracle Of Ontography. They are expressly NOT for children, the deluded, the perverted or the profane, puppies or kittens.
Summer is here in Aaaaaaaaaaaadmontin.. To escape the heat - Mr. Filthie escapes to his underground lair. Below the dungeons, below the ancient sewer pipes, down in the bowels of the living earth … lies the ancient Reclusium. It is here in this deep, dank, unplumbed profundity where the laws of physics, gravity, and science do not apply, and are frequently disobeyed with flagrant impunity. But…! Where is Old Man Filthie in this subterranean chamber of horror? Harken, Gentle Vistor! Muffled curses and scuffling sounds emanate from under yon work bench. We have found the Old Man - where he … he… ? He prepares for his latest epistle!
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Oink…. Grunt….Be right with ya guys!
Gasp! Ooop….😱💨 Why…excuse me!
Oh! Lookit! So that’s where my old duck call went!
*sounds of another long, billowing, blatting cabbage fart*
Still works too! Why…. I’ll bet if there were any mallards or canvas backs around, they’d be fighting to come in close and present themselves to our 12 and 16 bores for some excellent wing shooting! But…errrr….why am I underneath the workbench, again? I’ve forgotten what I’m down here for…oh! Oh yes! I’m gonna check a high tech peripheral display down here that shows if I’m ready to poast or not! Lemme see if I can screenshot this…
Yep! Filthie is GO! forMain engine START!!!
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Sorry about that fellas. Sometimes a man just has to take care of needful things. But come! Sit! Make ya selves comfortable, coffee’s in the jerry can, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em! Today, we celebrate!
June is a confusing time of year, isn’t it? I seriously have no idea what in hell we’re supposed to be celebrating! All I know is that that were supposed to be celebrating something… Happy Veteran’s Month, everybody? Last week blacks and browns got celebrated… good and hard! The memes tell the story…
Stupid people turn up in stupid places, win stupid prizes; politicos make stupid noises and more stupid fights break out. Y’know…I used to keep score and shake my fist and poop my pants with rage when this shite broke out but now I just shrug. Maybe if enough lefties get decapitated trying to help migrants…? Maybe they’ll stop bringing them into their neighborhoods. Maybe if enough black youths knife white kids and piss on their graves…Whitey will do something about it? I saw in Belfast, 3 white women in the leadership all decried the vids going viral that showed migrants involved in monkeyshines. “Diversity is our strength,” they clucked.
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Whatever, I guess? The only peaceful way forward that I see is black and brown criminals go to jail. If they’re not ours… they go home.
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In other news … Fwance burned again in June. The Usual suspects figured prominently in that one too. Apparently the arson, looting, assaults and rioting was over a soccer game. And the Usual politicians dealt with it as they always do.
Oh! Now I remember what we’re supposed to be celebrating in June!!!
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Glad to see you're up and around. Had good belly laffs at a couple of those images.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping in, Hank! 😊👍
DeleteGlad there were no tits below the fold.
ReplyDeleteKeep on keepin on.
Your wit and sarcasm bring me back.
When are you going to finish the walls in the reclusium?
Fitty
I kinda like the rustic decor, Fitty!
DeleteCarney says he's gonna surrender Canadian sovereignty for the New world order he is going to find at the G7. Video at 90 miles from tyranny. Kent mi
ReplyDeleteI WANT TITS BELOW THE FOLD! Otherwise, thanks for the "thoughtful" posting.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be something about six point fives, eh? My first awareness was my dad taking a New Mexico deer with a stock, bring back, Japanese 6.5 short rifle, 1960ish. I used it to go through the NRA Safety Hunter course.
As for Clown World, this to, shall pass.
I had a 6.5x55 carbine by CZ and got rid of it. I think they need a 24” pipe and are rude little guns in carbine form. Great hunting gun for sure… but a little nasty for prolonged range sessions and limited use on long shots… but whadda I know?
DeleteTried putting a picatanny rail on sks. Pinched the piston and the bolt. Took it off. Put peep sight back on. Test fired. Excellent. God I love that rifle. Have taken over 30 deer with it over the years. Kent in Michigan
ReplyDeleteY’know, Kent? One of the DUMBEST things I ever did was to write the SKS off as junk. Every time I went to the range, some kid was shooting a cheap Chinese copy with cheap steel cased ammo and having problems keeping them on a dinner plate at 100 yards.
DeleteThen I finally met a man that had a Fin or Russian made gun and actually knew how to use it. Off the bags he could easily keep his shots inside a tea cup at 100m. I shoulda bought one myself, in all honesty. If I had it to do over again, I’d pick up a good milsurp, take it to Poly, have him slug the barrel and start reloading accordingly. I hear they’re finicky about bullet diameter? I heard someplace that they commonly slug out at .311” and normal .308 projectiles go rattling down the pipe because they’re undersized…? I just wonder where I’d find .311 jacketed boolits from…
Plenty of soft point hunting ammo with 311 bullet. Legend had it some pre 2000 Clinton ban peppers got tins of genuine Soviet military steel core tins. Far far superior to Russian commercial fmj. I'm sure they got lost in boating accident. Kent
DeleteGot the Winchester M70 featherweight in 6.5 Creedmore. Gotta get out and break it in, the bolt was sticky from the factory. I see 90 miles from tyranny is taken down, you know why. It's Them again. Actually 3 or 4 blogs have been taken down in the last week. Elon is censoring as well. Kent in Michigan home of the Guatemalan
ReplyDeleteHarHarHar, always like your posts! Don
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DeleteI miss your daily commentary. You certainly have the gift. I am, however, a bit disappointed that you have failed to post on this day, the holiest of US holidays, Juneteemphf. But there is still time! What say you?
ReplyDeleteSorry RT. I had some really nasty one off Bab but accidentally deleted them…
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ReplyDeleteF’Canadian Government Officially Passes ‘Bible Ban’
https://slaynews.com/canadian-government-officially-passes-bible-ban/
F’ Canada will now officially outlaw portions of the Bible after Parliament approved a controversial “hate speech” bill that will criminalize Christians, churches, and people of faith who quote unapproved verses from religious scripture.
It’s like everything else those faggots do in Canada, really. Now they gotta enforce it.
DeleteI’m actually torn on it. We have two old school street preachers at the li’l chapel out in the country. They go straight into the mouth of the cat too. Here in Aaaaaaadmontin the city’s Froot Loop is on Whyte Ave. It’s got any number of rainbow pervs and bullies, druggies, whores, drunkards, and all kinds of stupid, violent diversity.
They are absolutely fearless; that is where the sinners are, and that is where their word is most needed. I get it.
But hell’s bells… it’s literally daring the shittiest people in the city to do something awful to you! How is God served if some psychotic lunatic kills His preachers? Those are hardcore lunatics that won’t change until they hit rock bottom. They hurt any number of people that get close to them or try to help them. Some (most) will never redeem or reform themselves.
I don’t see the sense in it, myself.
Totally agree Glen. You are one smart ol stubfart, Eddie
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